Cherie Chan, Jessey Lee
Everyone on Bling Empire is very very very rich and so I assume they're all wearing very fancy brands. Jessey looks VERY handsome here, Cherie looks extremely sweet (which I think she is) and I assume they will be filming their wedding for the show, because I need that.
Anna Shay
Anna is a legitimately fascinating person and I would actually watch an entire show about her. She also looks very cool here; this is like very expensive Stevie Nicks.
Christine Chiu in Maison Met
She is a great TV character -- apparently, she was in the running to be a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills and they absolutely should have signed her, she'd be perfect -- and she gave a very interesting interview to In Style about her styling for this event. I love how this dress sort of feels like a cloud on her -- it's so floaty and pretty -- but I do think the bodice reads a little small on her? Regardless, it's so thrilling to see people making thoughtful red carpet choices again!
Guy Tang
Guy Tang does do hair, and that's apt because his own hair looks fantastic here.
Kim Lee
Okay! So per her Instagram, this is a (lovely) column dress and a pink stole, NOT -- as appears here -- a column dress with fur panniers. (She also needs a little hoik.)
Kevin Kreider, Kelly Mi Li, Kane Lim
Are glittery gloves making a comeback? Because I'm open to that. (The real winner here, I think, are Kane Lim's AMAZING shoes.)
Jaime Xie
Jaime's Insta bio says "JAIME NOT JAMIE," so she will be annoyed that our photo service called her "Jamie." This is very cool and also WOW the 90s are back because that color scheme reminds me of my Caboodles.
Mary Fitzgerald
Let us move to the folks from Selling Sunset. OH MARY. I like you very much and this is A LOT!
Romain Bonnet
Romain looks snazzy, though -- that pocket square is good.
Chrishell Stause
As noted, I love Chrishell and she looks totally cute and very MTV Awards-appropriate here. I also hope that she and Justin Hartley's first wife, who will always be Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald from Passions to me, have a rollicking side text chain about him. (I just feel like he's BARELY divorced, the new [third] wife was Chrishell's coworker on Y&R, and he could have leaked the news of his marriage on Sunday when HE was at this event rather than Monday, when Chrishell was. Anyway, I'm sure she's fine with it but I'm gonna be petty on her behalf.)
Jason Oppenheim
Sure! Fine! Whatever!
Davina Potratz in Versace
I did not like how Davina Potratz treated Chrishell last season AT ALL and nor do I love this dress, as it feels like a Versace ad that turned sentient.
Tarek El Moussa, Heather Rae Young
Tarek and Heather definitely look like they're at their own Vegas wedding reception here.
Heather Rae Young
I kinda wish this was just ALL sparkles.
Christine Quinn
Oh Christine. This dress feels like Avril Lavigne designed a line of black & white cookies for Hot Topic. (She is very OTT, though, so it's also kind of on brand.)
Amanza Smith
Amanza is VERY PRETTY and I wish either the slit was slightly less intense OR the neckline was a little higher, because I think both at the same time is a little too much? (Having said that, we're all FINALLY OUT AND ABOUT AGAIN, so I do get wanting to tell the legs AND the boobs out.)
Erika Jayne
I think Erika should have worn either the coat, OR the dress, but both together are too much and also of ALL the Real Housewives in the world, she is not the one I would have sent out to rep the brand!