I don't know the date on this freaky-ass waxwork -- presumably it's from The Summer of The Great Incarceration, when she spent four days in jail before her sentence was changed to house arrest -- but it was in a post because Paris's outfit got handed down to her tabloid rival...
Lindsay Lohan
... LiLo, who wore it in July 2007 in this celebration of a) her second DUI arrest (for which she later served one day in jail, I believe?) and b) I Know Who Killed Me, which drove a nail in her career coffin.
Michael Jackson
As part of the worldwide response to the passing of Michael Jackson, Madame Tussauds D.C. displays a wax figure of Michael Jackson. The figure which is normally housed at their New York City location was brought down and put on a window display due to the overwhelming request from D.C. area fans. Fans can come look and pay tribute to the late King of Pop. Inside fans are able to write a message in the Michael Jackson tribute book the museum set up.
Pictured: Michael Jackson wax figure
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I wrote the original post about this two weeks after the emergency C-section that brought the beans into the world. Michael Jackson died around the time they were born -- the day after, I think, or later the day of -- and this was a tribute to him. A TRIBUTE. THIS. I assume his family paid someone to set it on fire.
WHAT IN TARNATION. I feel like Brad Pitt has never looked that old. EVER. Even before his facial refreshing. This is like Brad Pitt by way of 4 packs of Marlboros a day. This is the Brad Pitt he keeps under a bed in his attic.
Eli Manning, 2012
The wax figure of Eli Manning in unveiled at Madame Tussauds New York City, USA - 01.02.12
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Nothing has ever looked less like Eli Manning than this. I'm pretty sure I could pump out a stick figure that bears a better passing resemblance.
The Cambridges, 2012
Madame Tussauds New York reveals the new wax figures of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Kate Middleton aka Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge
New York City, USA - 04.04.12
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William could look better, but this is pretty decent of Kate. Perhaps that's why Eli is so bad: On pain of TREASON, they put all their best people on Kate's face.
Rihanna, Intern George, Barack Obama, Morgan Freeman
I'm not even kidding: In 2013, Madame Tussauds decided that this was a really good tribute to Thanksgiving. Wax Morgan Freeman's facial expression says it all, although Wax Intern George also seems skeptical, but in a more amused way. Wax Riri looks like Rihanna by way of Tori Spelling, and I cannot for the life of me figure out who Obama resembles, but it's not Obama.
Anne Hathaway, 2014
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It's a bit cross-eyed, but pretty good, right? I mean.... it could have been SO MUCH WORSE.
Jon Hamm, 2014
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 09: Madame Tussauds New York and actor Jon Hamm (R) unveil Don Draper's wax figure during Mad Men's Final Season at Madame Tussauds New York on May 9, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for Madame Tussauds)
Hamm seems so damned affectionate with his. Like, "I love you, ya big galoot."
Jennifer Lopez
LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 09: Madame Tussauds unveil a new look for the Jennifer Lopez waxwork ahead of her World Cup opening performance at Madame Tussauds on June 9, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images)
This J.Lo is affronted by her own outfit, and by the fact that her heels are way lower than anything La Lopez would deign to wear.
Wills and Kate Part II: 2014
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 02: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge waxworks are seen on display after having been given a make over at Madame Tussauds on July 2, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images)
Two years and three months after the first decent waxwork, MT tried again with the Cambridges, and managed to make William's face WORSE.
Hugh Bonneville, 2014
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 12: Actor Hugh Bonneville attends a photocall to unveil his new Wax Figure at Madame Tussauds on August 12, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images)
This one is actually GREAT and I think Hugh Bonneville is trying to figure out how he can use having a clone to his mischievous advantage.
Selena Gomez, 2014
NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 07: Madame Tussauds New York unveils new, never-before-seen Selena Gomez wax figure at Madame Tussauds New York on August 7, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for Madame Tussauds)
No one has yet explained to me why Selena Gomez looks like Judy Garland.
Prince Harry, 2014
In celebration of his 30th birthday and just before the Invictus Games - championed by the Prince - begin tomorrow, Madame Tussauds London has revealed a new wax figure of His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales. The figure portrays the heroic young Royal in a relaxed pose, dressed in his army combat fatigues. The new figure replaces his previous figure, which wore a traditional blue dress suit and first featured at the attraction in 2006. The new style is more reflective of the much-loved Prince's recent career as an Apache Helicopter Pilot and his status as Captain Harry Wales of 3 Regiment Army Air Corps. Donated by the Army Air Corps, the figure's new outfit is comprised of a pilot's fire retardant, multi terrain, pattern field jacket - featuring Prince Harry's former tactical recognition flash - and trousers with plain green field belt, plus khaki tee-shirt and desert boots. The figure cost �£150,000 to create and a dedicated team of sculptors and hair and colour artists worked for four months to achieve the amazingly accurate likeness.
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This was in honor of Harry's 30th birthday, and I think we can all tell where the best Wax Artists jockeyed to spend their time. It's uncanny.
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This isn't bad, either. In a dark room, horny mobs might not notice until too late.
Anne Hathaway, 2014
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 13: Madame Tussauds New York unveils a never-before-seen Anne Hathaway wax figure at Madame Tussauds on November 13, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by D Dipasupil/Getty Images for Madame Tussauds New York)
I have NO IDEA why Anne got two in one year -- one in Feb., one in Nov. -- but they're both... fine? They aren't even that different. This one is actually a downgrade, I think. It's as if someone was like, "You know what? We need HARSHER SHADOWS."
Ed Sheeran, 2015
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 28: Singer Ed Sheeran takes a selfie with his never-before-seen Madame Tussauds wax figure at Madame Tussauds New York on May 28, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for Madame Tussauds New York)
This looks like Lauren Ambrose, and both Ed AND Lauren Ambrose deserve better.
Scarlett Johansson, 2015
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No, no, and no.
Taylor Swift
BERLIN, GERMANY - DECEMBER 18: A new wax figure of Taylor Swift is presented at Madame Tussauds on December 18, 2015 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Matthias Nareyek/Getty Images)
Facially this is good, but outfit-wise, Taylor would not have touched this ensemble with a ten-foot pole since she was about 15.
Meryl Streep, 2017
HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 23: Madame Tussauds Hollywood unveils Meryl Streep on February 23, 2017 in Hollywood, United States. (Photo by Vivien Killilea/Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Hollywood)
James Cromwell stars as Meryl Streep in What Is Even Happening Right Now.
Zoe Saldana, 2017
HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 07: Zoe Saldana unveils her wax figure At Madame Tussauds Hollywood on April 7, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Vivien Killilea/Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Hollywood)
Zoe got off pretty easily with this one, I think. She can be non-horrified at the idea of her children seeing it someday.
Kylie Jenner, 2017
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 18: Kylie Jenner Unveils Her New Wax Figure at Madame Tussauds Hollywood on July 18, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Vivien Killilea/Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Hollywood)
Wax on wax.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle: May 2018
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They made her face look like she's trying to hold back from yelling something. It's that glazed "I'M FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE NOTHING TO SEE HERE" look.
