
Starting on a high note: Her head looks great. The glasses are fab. This haircut really suits her.

ENDLESS SCREAMING. I will accept this if and only if it becomes her costume for a remake of Grease, in which the Stewart version of Sandy really just does not give a shit about Danny and only tolerates him because he amuses her. Her end transformation -- for which she wears this -- occurs because she's leaving Rydell High to attend the local arts and drama magnet. (I will note that this fits her perfectly.)

I know this print isn't the ACTUAL MTV Moon Man, but this still feels like she's actively campaigning for a VMA.

This is, conceptually, business as usual. It's also sort of ill-fitting and weirdly cheap-looking, which makes NO SENSE at the couture show, where AT LEAST you should be wearing something that fits.

These two look like they just wandered by on the way to the Louvre and decided to pop in.

This is totally reasonable.

And this is about as successful on her as it would possibly be on anyone. (It also looks HOT in Paris right now.)

Here's your new hit buddy comedy, America!
