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2002

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Actress Chloe Sevigny arriving at the "Demonlover" film premiere during the the 55th Cannes Film Festival, Cannes, France. May 19, 2002. Photo: Evan Agostini/Getty Images

This is...a lot. I think it might have worked if she'd lost ALL her jewelry.

2003

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (9789950b) Chloe Sevigny The Brown Bunny Photocall During the 53rd Cannes Film Festival Cannes, France - 21 May 2003

Everything was tight in 2003.

2003

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (9190873a) Chloe Sevigny and Vincent Gallo The Brown Bunny Photocall during the 53rd Cannes Film Festival on 21 May 2003

This dress, though marred by a perplexing belt, is pretty cool.

2006

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Alan/BEI/Shutterstock (590075c) Chloe Sevigny 'BABEL' FILM PREMIERE, 59TH CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 23 MAY 2006

Here, she looks like she forgot to deal with her head AT ALL.

2007

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Daniel Deme/EPA/Shutterstock (7592229hs) Cast Member Us Actress Chloe Sevigny Poses During a Photocall For the In-competition Movie 'Zodiac' by Us Director David Fincher at the 60th Cannes Film Festival 17 May 2007 in Cannes France France Cannes Film Festival - May 2007

But this is very cute...

2007

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Antonelli/Laruffa/Shutterstock (665453f) Chloe Sevigny, Jake Gyllenhaal 'Zodiac' film premiere, 60th Cannes Film Festival, Cannes, France - 17 May 2007

...and this is GREAT. The Sev is certainly on her way to being a Noted Kook, but it's nice to be reminded that she can rock something simple, too.

2016, in Chanel

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/Shutterstock (5685056d) Chloe Sevigny 'Paterson' premiere, 69th Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2016 WEARING CHANEL

Karl Lagerfeld made some REAL CHOICES with her, but honestly, I think it's the shoe/bag thing here that is a problem.

2016, in Chanel

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/Shutterstock (5686569b) Chloe Sevigny 'Personal Shopper' premiere, 69th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2016 WEARING CHANEL

But this is very cute.

2016

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ian Langsdon/EPA/Shutterstock (7930336tp) Us Actress Chloe Sevigny Poses During the 'Kering Women in Motion Initiatives' Photocall at the 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes France 18 May 2016 the Festival Runs From 11 to 22 May France Cannes France Cannes Film Festival 2016 - May 2016

This seems....on brand.

2018, in Chanel

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ian Langsdon/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (9665752u) Chloe Sevigny arrives for the screening of 'Everybody Knows' (Todos Lo Saben) and the Opening Ceremony of the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France, 08 May 2018. Presented in competition, the movie opens the festival which runs from 08 to 19 May. 'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018

This is a nightmare and I feel like she looks like she's thinking, "this is a NIGHTMARE!!!"

2018, in Chanel

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Syspeo/Sipa/Shutterstock (9667091ab) Chloe Sevigny International Critics Week photocall 71st Cannes Film Festival France - 09 May 2018 WEARING CHANEL SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *9106751cv

This is cute but also like definitely priced way too high for what it is, even though I do not technically know the price.

2018, in Chanel

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Timm/Face To Face/Shutterstock (9668451bc) Chloe Sevigny CANNES: "Cold War (Zimna Wojna)" Premiere, Cannes, France - 10 May 2018

This is silly, with the tassel, but also sort of charming?

2018

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jean-Marc Haedrich/Sipa/Shutterstock (9669915w) Chloe Sevigny 'The World is Yours' Magnum VIP Party, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018

Let's pretend this never happened.

2018, in Gucci

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (9670349bl) Chloe Sevigny Kering Women in Motion Awards Dinner, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 May 2018 WEARING GUCCI

Also maybe this never happened.

2018, Chanel

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (9670627c) Chloe Sevigny 'The House That Jack Built' photocall, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2018 WEARING CHANEL SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *8886261aj

This is appealing but she for sure looks like she got her suitcase mixed up with Sofia Coppola.

2019

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10236788dm) Adam Driver and Chloe Sevigny 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

ADAM DRIVER CAN'T LOOK!!

2019 in Loewe

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10237147ag) Chloe Sevigny 'The Dead Don't Die' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2019 Wearing Loewe Same Outfit as catwalk model *10123865ar

This is like the most directional Pilgrim at Plymouth Rock.

2019, in Mugler

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Morane+Sinclair/Shutterstock (10237704a) Chloe Sevigny Chloe Sevigny out and about, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019 Wearing Mugler Same Outfit as catwalk model *9890057a and Aleali May and Neelam Gill and Patricia Manfield and Elsa Hosk

Look, I gotta be honest here. I chortle EVERY TIME I see this.

2019

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by GUILLAUME COLLET/SIPA/Shutterstock (10238168c) Chloe Sevigny Chloe Sevigny out and about, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2019

Okay, but the sunglasses/lipstick combo is superb.

2019 in Miu Miu

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10241928dm) Chloe Sevigny Chopard Trophee dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2019 Wearing Miu Miu

I don't want to sound like a grandma, but I think this would have been cooler if it were longer OR if the top was super covered up. But you can't fight a party dress!

2019 in Miu Miu

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10241965cc) Chloe Sevigny 'Once Upon a Time In... Hollywood' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2019 Wearing Miu Miu, Custom

This bow took her a long way through Fug Madness.

2019 in Marine Serre

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10247126e) Chloe Sevigny Les Realisateurs Des Courts Metrages En Competition photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 24 May 2019 Wearing Marine Serre Same Outfit as catwalk model *10118973am

SOMEHOW I MISSED THIS WHEN IT HAPPENED?!

2019 in Marine Serre

Chloe Sevigny at Cannes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10247126c) Chloe Sevigny Les Realisateurs Des Courts Metrages En Competition photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 24 May 2019

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chloe Sevigny Has Worn Many Things at Cannes
I SHRIEKED at one of these.

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