The Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala 2020

Cardi B

Cardi! Your bosoms! They're about to make a run for it!

Terri Seymour

I see the Sexy Tootsie Competition is as hot this year as it was last.

Faith Evans

Consider this Faith Evans's entry. (She looks good!)

Tamron Hall

Tamron looks like she's hosting a glamorous cocktail party at her Palm Springs house in 1962.

Carly Steel

I fear the headband here pushes this too far into Tweeville.

Monica

This is very glam! The sleeves have all the drama of a feather boa with all the convenience of a sleeve.

Saweetie in Gaurav Gupta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10538604dc) Saweetie Clive Davis' 2020 Pre-Grammy Gala, Arrivals, The Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Jan 2020 Wearing Gaurav Gupta

Her bosom is ALSO planning a daring escape, but other than that, this is GORGEOUS.

Tyrese Gibson

This is like half-cult member, half-Indiana Jones.

Wiz Khalifa

I don't LOVE the cream/white combo, but this is VERY cool on him.

Lil Kim

I kind of love this outfit, but I feel like Lil Kim had a bit of a makeup malfunction.

Nicole Scherzinger in Azzi & Osta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CraSH/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (10539375cb) Nicole Scherzinger Clive Davis' 2020 Pre-Grammy Gala, Arrivals, The Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Jan 2020 Wearing Azzi & Osta

"Behold! My salute to the formal art of napkin folding!"

Naomi Campbell in Stephane Rolland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CraSH/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (10539375bx) Naomi Campbell Clive Davis' 2020 Pre-Grammy Gala, Arrivals, The Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Jan 2020 Wearing Stephane Rolland same outfit as catwalk model *10531190p

Naomi, you are a true supermodel and a legend. However, this dress looks exactly like my toilet brush and now I cannot unsee it. Complete with cute little handle!

Cynthia Erivo in Richard Quinn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10539364g) Cynthia Erivo Clive Davis' 2020 Pre-Grammy Gala, Arrivals, The Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Jan 2020 Wearing Richard Quinn Same Outfit as catwalk model *10411768at

This is like a charming little basket of a dress.

Adrienne Warren

This is fun!

Priyanka Chopra

This feels much better than her actual Grammys dress.

Bebe Rexha in Julian Macdonald

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10539364do) Bebe Rexha Clive Davis' 2020 Pre-Grammy Gala, Arrivals, The Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Jan 2020 Wearing Julien Macdonald, Custom

This is very cool and jazzy on her. She looked cute at the ceremony, but I might have worn THIS to the actual Grammys, too.

Ty Dolla Sign

A lot of these couples ended up looking amusingly like they were posing for prom photos. (This is a bit more like a bride and groom at the end of their reception, though. She

Anderson Paak

This is a mood. (I'm into it.)

Miguel

This suit is GREAT. I am basically always going to vote for a shirt, though. (Just a tee, even!)

Paula Abdul

Paula is forever my girl and this is the work of a cold-hearted snake.

Darren Criss

Ah, I was wondering where our finger guns were going to come from!

Beverly Johnson

What a dish she is! I wish this was the same fabric all the way down?

Kandi Burruss

I'm a teeny bit worried that Kandi's bosom is ALSO making a run for it, but she looks glam as can be in this -- really, really good.

Lana del Rey in Redemption

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10538604ck) Lana Del Rey Clive Davis' 2020 Pre-Grammy Gala, Arrivals, The Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Jan 2020 Wearing Redemption

ALL of LdR's looks from this weekend have been from, like, the mall. Which is endearing to me?

Dionne Warwick

Miss Dionne will NOT be chilly if she ends up under a vent!

Jamie Foxx

Not gonna lie: I also want this sweater for my own self.

Cyndi Lauper

Is this all...leather?

Kathie Lee Gifford

Very glam, Kathie Lee!

Anwar Hadid and Dua Lipa

I have questions about ALL of this, but mostly about why Anwar -- Bella and Gigi's brother -- is dressed like a twerpy private school kid.

Billy Ray Cyrus

On brand.

Diane Warren

Also on brand.

Usher

This is pretty cool and also feels ever so-slightly Ruthless People: For Men.

Hailee Steinfeld in Yanina Couture

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10538604mk) Hailee Steinfeld Clive Davis' 2020 Pre-Grammy Gala, Arrivals, The Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Jan 2020 Wearing Yanina Couture

This is good but maybe a leeeeetle mature for her? (I also thought she was Kate Beckinsale briefly.)

Billy Porter in Julien Macdonald

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10538604ad) Billy Porter Clive Davis' 2020 Pre-Grammy Gala, Arrivals, The Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Jan 2020 Wearing Julien Macdonald Same Outfit as catwalk model *9881279ci

Downright subdued from Mr Porter.

Sandra Lee

Our Lady of Tablescapes looks....pretty cool here?

Avril Lavigne

Avril is alive!!

Kelly Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne

This purple hair continues to be really very cute on Kelly.

Jessie J and Channing Tatum

They seem besotted, and she looks super. Did you see over the weekend, when Channing posted something very complimentary about Jessie J on Insta, and someone was like, "Jenna was better" in his comments (I'm paraphrasing) and Channing like WENT OFF and then later had to also be like, "yes also Jenna is great." Celebs should not do their own social media. They WILL get in a fight with someone. Also, people should probably not weigh in on celebrity's relationships directly! Jenna is having someone else's baby! It's over! The internet is a net negative!