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Ashley Graham

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143fm) Ashley Graham 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

I'm sure it felt good to get back in the game. I think the styling here lets her down a bit -- the tendrils by her face are really just stringy, so I think scoop those alll the way back and either go for a statement necklace or embiggen the earrings.

Michelle Rodriguez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143cc) Michelle Rodriguez 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Valentino

The formal shirt dress is a surprise in Michelle, who usually goes strapless. It's really pretty but I ALSO think her head-styling needs a rethink.

Olivia Culpo in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143e) Olivia Culpo 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Saint Laurent Same Outfit as catwalk model *12501845ae and Caitriona Balfe

Caitriona Balfe wore this at the SAGs, and I truly can't decide which version works better -- there's not a lot in it; the basic dress is the same and they just did slightly different jewelry and hair. The dress is still boxy and only okay. Not really worth a repeat, especially without much of a fresh point of view.

Nina Dobrev in Mônot

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ds) Nina Dobrev 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

Welcome to PLANET MONOGLOVE. Also, Planet Mammary. This looks super on her, but it's also a WHOLE lot of produce on the shelf and I nope none of it rolled off.

Candice Swanepoel in Boss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143fg) Candice Swanepoel 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

We are seeing a lot of this silhouette, too -- diagonal keyholes in the front.

Pom Klementieff in Mônot

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147br) Pom Klementieff 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Monot

Mônot really likes to present a challenge, doesn't it? "Your skirt is held up by strings -- the same two strings that are also holding your jacket in place. GOOD LUCK."

Neelam Gil

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ek) Neelam Gil 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

This is like a Vegas bikini. For when you're at the adult pool party and you want to be seen and enjoy the cocktails, but have no intention of getting wet.

Camille Razat

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147fn) Camille Razat 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

She's on Emily in Paris and was responsible for the only time I laughed out loud. She's really putting a twist on Sexy Tootsie here. I hope this makeup trend doesn't take off, though. I know it's been slangily referred to as "slap," but it should not ACTUALLY make you look like you have been slapped.

Ciara

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147cr) Ciara 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

It's the hot trends in one dress: diagonal keyhole AND gloves. Two of them, even.

Cynthia Erivo in custom Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143x) Cynthia Erivo 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

That skirt is fabulous. She really is radiant here.

Nicole Ari Parker, Boris Kodjoe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147bb) Nicole Ari Parker and Boris Kodjoe 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

Ever since And Just Like That, she's looked different to me on every red carpet, to the point where I joked that maybe Nicole is trying to avoid detection. I stand by that.

Leonie Hanne in Celia Kritharioti

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143dd) Leonie Hanne 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Celia Kritharioti Same Outfit as catwalk model *12776349y

Usually stuff gets less sheer when it comes off the runway, but somehow this one went the other way and doubled down on it.

Georgia Fowler in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ep) Georgia Fowler 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Zuhair Murad Same Outfit as catwalk model *12777526ap

You cannot convince me Zuhair Murad didn't make this JUST to be worn on a model at Cannes.

Joan Smalls in Dundas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ht) Joan Smalls 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

Did she just strip naked and walk into a cobweb?

Vanessa Hudgens in custom Miu Miu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143dz) Vanessa Hudgens 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Miu Miu, Custom

This is... fine? But I actually don't think the frosting on the top works with the fabric underneath it.

Larsen Thompson in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143m) Larsen Thompson 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Armani Prive Same Outfit as catwalk model *12199047bq

That material looks like something Sophia Petrillo would've used to make a going-out blouse. Somehow that's not an insult.

Dylan Brosnan and Avery Wheless

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147v) Dylan Brosnan and Avery Wheless 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

Finally, some colors we don't see all the time! I appreciate it.

Izabel Goulart in Roberto Cavalli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147ez) Izabel Goulart 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Roberto Cavalli Same Outfit as catwalk model *12819294aj

The giant buckles are a piece of flair too far.

Jourdan Dunn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143gg) Jourdan Dunn 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

Love it.

Coco Rocha in Iris Van Herpen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147bu) Coco Rocha wearing Iris Van Herpen 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

As usual, this is a dramatic delight. But... gold shoes, right? They should be gold shoes. This feels like she forgot to pack them and had to borrow.

Milla Jovovich

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ipa-agency ne/Shutterstock (12959196bb) Milla Jovovich 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

This is a very pretty dress evoking rising up from a beautiful body of water, and unfortunately, her hair looks like she's working some Day 5 crust after swimming in heavy chlorine.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143jt) Milla Jovovich 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

Don't look so surprised, Milla. You MUST feel it.

Ashley Graham Made her Red-Carpet Return in Cannes
At the amfAR Gala.

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