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Michael B Jordan, Lori Harvey
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
I cannot quite tell what MBJ's fabric is here -- is it velvet? Is it a taffeta-y thing? TBD -- but regardless, he's dreamsville. Lori looks fabulous in a dress that blah blah blah lined etc but which is otherwise really stunning.
Joe Jonas (in Louis Vuitton) and Sophie Turner
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Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Joe looks like he's in Formal Tron, but who cares? SOPHIE LOOKS SPECTACULAR. (They are expecting another baby.) I LOVE her dress.
Dwyane Wade (in Gucci), Gabrielle Union (in Valentino)
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Dwyane Wade, Gabrielle Union
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
These two are consistently a wonderfully dressed pair. This whole thing has a Formal 70s Party vibe and I dig it.
Sterling K Brown, Ryan Michelle Bathe
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Sterling K Brown, Ryan Michelle Bathe
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
They are ALSO going to a 70s party, and it looks like FUN (if on the costume-y side).
Joe Manganiello, Sofía Vergara
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Joe Manganiello, Sofía Vergara
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
This all appears to be in order.
Ciara, Russell Wilson
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Ciara, Russell Wilson
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
I just realized this is a bad snap of Russell. I'm sorry, Russell! I was distracted by how gorgeous Ciara is. This dress might be made of Fruit Roll-Up, but she is SO PRETTY.
Zooey Deschanel, Jonathan Scott
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Zooey Deschanel, Jonathan Scott
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Okay, I have thoughts! First, this dress on Zooey is gorgeous and I know why she wanted to wear it....
Zooey Deschanel in Christopher John Rogers
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Zooey Deschanel
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Wearing Christopher John Rogers Same Outfit as catwalk model *10552084ah
...but this is not a good choice on a logistical level for a crowded after-party! (It is a banger of a gown, though.)
Jason Bateman, Amanda Anka
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Jason Bateman, Amanda Anka
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Sure! (Are they filming Ozark right now? I'm only in the middle of season three, but this hair has me....concerned about Marty.)
Sarah Paulson, Amanda Peet
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Sarah Paulson, Amanda Peet
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Friend couple, not romantic couple! (As far as I know, but it would be a shocker if they left their respective partners to run off with each other.) I see Sarah got that $29,000 Bottega skirt! (On loan, I'm sure.) I don't love the gloves. Amanda looks fine and I cannot stop thinking about how she was originally cast as Bertha Russell.
Leslie Odom Jr., Nicolette Robinson
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Leslie Odom Jr., Nicolette Robinson
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
They always look dishy. He sometimes feels a leeeetle too styled to me? (This is also an affliction suffered by Eddie Redmayne.)
Jwan Yosef, Ricky Martin
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Jwan Yosef, Ricky Martin
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
What a classically handsome pair!
Percy Gibson, Joan Collins
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Percy Gibson, Joan Collins
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Speaking of classics.
Halsey and Alev Aydin.
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Halsey
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
For a moment, I thought Halsey was posing with The Hot Priest, but no -- this is their boyfriend, Alev Aydin. He is working a Harry Styles vibe, sartorially, that I enjoy. Halsey looks...
Halsey
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Halsey
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
...very naked but their head is gorgeous, anyway.
John McEnroe, Patty Smyth
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John McEnroe, Patty Smyth
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
I'm sure John had some thoughts. Patty looks good!
Melanie Lynskey, Jason Ritter
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Melanie Lynskey, Jason Ritter
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
I just love them. I might have given Melanie a gold clutch?
Joe Keery, Maika Monroe
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Joe Keery, Maika Monroe
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
They look totally good! I DO miss Joe Keery's spectacular Stranger Things hair, but it seems like we're on the road to returning there.
Jon Hamm and Anna Osceola
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Jon Hamm and Anna Osceola
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
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Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Well, thank god this seems to be going strong.
Chrissy Teigen ( in Georges Hobeika) and John Legend
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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
This grey color can be hard to pull off, but Chrissy looks really really pretty here. (John looks fine too!)
Naomi Sablan and Adam Scott (in Etro)
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Naomi Sablan and Adam Scott
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
A snazzy and unexpected pick from Adam Scott! (She looks fantastic, as well.)
Keegan-Michael Key and Elisa Pugliese
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Keegan-Michael Key and Elisa Pugliese
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Yes, right, indeed, this works, keep it up!
Liv Lo and Henry Golding
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Liv Lo and Henry Golding
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
He looks stunning, obviously, because he is so beautiful. She is ALSO so beautiful! I'm a little underwhelmed by her dress?
Patricia Arquette and Rosanna Arquette
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Patricia Arquette and Rosanna Arquette
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Rosanna Arquette is a little bedraggled here; someone should have told her to take off the coat, I think.
Cole Sprouse and King Princess
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Cole Sprouse and King Princess
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
That top is RIFE WITH PERIL!
Jacqui Andrews and Questlove
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Jacqui Andrews and Questlove
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
HOORAY for Questlove, and his very dishy mother!
Vin Diesel and Paloma Jimenez
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Vin Diesel and Paloma Jimenez
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
I wish they BOTH had on gold shoes, quite frankly.
Evan Ross and Ashlee Simpson
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Evan Ross and Ashlee Simpson
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
I am not a fan of gloves -- unless you're committing a murder, I guess -- but Ashlee looks cool. (Evan also looks good!)
Adrien Brody and Georgina Chapman
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Adrien Brody and Georgina Chapman
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Very coordinated, these two. I have to imagine she is happy to have moved onto this phase of her romantic life.
James Corden and Julia Carey
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James Corden
2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, California, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
James Corden looks as expected; his wife Julia Carey is OFTEN dishy and this is dishy as well!
Taika Waititi and Rita Ora (in Miss Sohee)
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Taika Waititi and Rita Ora
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
These two honestly seem very happy together. Rita's cloak is beautiful.
Taika Waititi and Rita Ora
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Taika Waititi and Rita Ora
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
She, in fact, looks gorgeous. Good for everyone involved!