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Michael B Jordan, Lori Harvey (in Tony Ward)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768jt) Michael B Jordan, Lori Harvey Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

I cannot quite tell what MBJ's fabric is here -- is it velvet? Is it a taffeta-y thing? TBD -- but regardless, he's dreamsville. Lori looks fabulous in a dress that blah blah blah lined etc but which is otherwise really stunning.

Joe Jonas (in Louis Vuitton) and Sophie Turner

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12869705nf) Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

Joe looks like he's in Formal Tron, but who cares? SOPHIE LOOKS SPECTACULAR. (They are expecting another baby.) I LOVE her dress.

Dwyane Wade (in Gucci), Gabrielle Union (in Valentino)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768dp) Dwyane Wade, Gabrielle Union Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

These two are consistently a wonderfully dressed pair. This whole thing has a Formal 70s Party vibe and I dig it.

Sterling K Brown, Ryan Michelle Bathe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768ik) Sterling K Brown, Ryan Michelle Bathe Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

They are ALSO going to a 70s party, and it looks like FUN (if on the costume-y side).

Joe Manganiello, Sofía Vergara

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768cm) Joe Manganiello, Sofía Vergara Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

This all appears to be in order.

Ciara, Russell Wilson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Casey Flanigan/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (12869708ab) Ciara, Russell Wilson Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

I just realized this is a bad snap of Russell. I'm sorry, Russell! I was distracted by how gorgeous Ciara is. This dress might be made of Fruit Roll-Up, but she is SO PRETTY.

Zooey Deschanel, Jonathan Scott

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768mz) Zooey Deschanel, Jonathan Scott Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

Okay, I have thoughts! First, this dress on Zooey is gorgeous and I know why she wanted to wear it....

Zooey Deschanel in Christopher John Rogers

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12868874ua) Zooey Deschanel Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022 Wearing Christopher John Rogers Same Outfit as catwalk model *10552084ah

...but this is not a good choice on a logistical level for a crowded after-party! (It is a banger of a gown, though.)

Jason Bateman, Amanda Anka

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768bd) Jason Bateman, Amanda Anka Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

Sure! (Are they filming Ozark right now? I'm only in the middle of season three, but this hair has me....concerned about Marty.)

Sarah Paulson, Amanda Peet

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768o) Sarah Paulson, Amanda Peet Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

Friend couple, not romantic couple! (As far as I know, but it would be a shocker if they left their respective partners to run off with each other.) I see Sarah got that $29,000 Bottega skirt! (On loan, I'm sure.) I don't love the gloves. Amanda looks fine and I cannot stop thinking about how she was originally cast as Bertha Russell.

Leslie Odom Jr., Nicolette Robinson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768st) Leslie Odom Jr., Nicolette Robinson Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

They always look dishy. He sometimes feels a leeeetle too styled to me? (This is also an affliction suffered by Eddie Redmayne.)

Jwan Yosef, Ricky Martin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768sx) Jwan Yosef, Ricky Martin Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

What a classically handsome pair!

Percy Gibson, Joan Collins

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768dt) Percy Gibson, Joan Collins Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

Speaking of classics.

Halsey and Alev Aydin.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12869705id) Halsey Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

For a moment, I thought Halsey was posing with The Hot Priest, but no -- this is their boyfriend, Alev Aydin. He is working a Harry Styles vibe, sartorially, that I enjoy. Halsey looks...

Halsey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12869705ie) Halsey Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

...very naked but their head is gorgeous, anyway.

John McEnroe, Patty Smyth

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768ea) John McEnroe, Patty Smyth Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

I'm sure John had some thoughts. Patty looks good!

Melanie Lynskey, Jason Ritter

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768jg) Melanie Lynskey, Jason Ritter Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

I just love them. I might have given Melanie a gold clutch?

Joe Keery, Maika Monroe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768mx) Joe Keery, Maika Monroe Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

They look totally good! I DO miss Joe Keery's spectacular Stranger Things hair, but it seems like we're on the road to returning there.

Jon Hamm and Anna Osceola

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Casey Flanigan/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (12863280ez) Jon Hamm and Anna Osceola Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

I did NOT know Jon Hamm had a new love interest! People magazine says they met on the final episode of Mad Men, where she played the receptionist at Don's Retreat of Emotional Catharsis and Creative Breakthroughs. Mazel tov to you both!

Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Casey Flanigan/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (12863280gr) Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

Well, thank god this seems to be going strong.

Chrissy Teigen ( in Georges Hobeika) and John Legend

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Casey Flanigan/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (12863280iy) Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

This grey color can be hard to pull off, but Chrissy looks really really pretty here. (John looks fine too!)

Naomi Sablan and Adam Scott (in Etro)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12868874gg) Naomi Sablan and Adam Scott Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

A snazzy and unexpected pick from Adam Scott! (She looks fantastic, as well.)

Keegan-Michael Key and Elisa Pugliese

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12868874hn) Keegan-Michael Key and Elisa Pugliese Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

Yes, right, indeed, this works, keep it up!

Liv Lo and Henry Golding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12868874ii) Liv Lo and Henry Golding Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

He looks stunning, obviously, because he is so beautiful. She is ALSO so beautiful! I'm a little underwhelmed by her dress?

Patricia Arquette and Rosanna Arquette

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12868874rz) Patricia Arquette and Rosanna Arquette Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

Rosanna Arquette is a little bedraggled here; someone should have told her to take off the coat, I think.

Cole Sprouse and King Princess

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12868874tg) Cole Sprouse and King Princess Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

That top is RIFE WITH PERIL!

Jacqui Andrews and Questlove

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12868874vy) Jacqui Andrews and Questlove Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

HOORAY for Questlove, and his very dishy mother!

Vin Diesel and Paloma Jimenez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12869705f) Vin Diesel and Paloma Jimenez Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

I wish they BOTH had on gold shoes, quite frankly.

Evan Ross and Ashlee Simpson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12869705ka) Evan Ross and Ashlee Simpson Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

I am not a fan of gloves -- unless you're committing a murder, I guess -- but Ashlee looks cool. (Evan also looks good!)

Adrien Brody and Georgina Chapman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12869705qd) Adrien Brody and Georgina Chapman Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

Very coordinated, these two. I have to imagine she is happy to have moved onto this phase of her romantic life.

James Corden and Julia Carey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (12870115fx) James Corden 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, California, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

James Corden looks as expected; his wife Julia Carey is OFTEN dishy and this is dishy as well!

Taika Waititi and Rita Ora (in Miss Sohee)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12869705oa) Taika Waititi and Rita Ora Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

These two honestly seem very happy together. Rita's cloak is beautiful.

Taika Waititi and Rita Ora

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12869705ob) Taika Waititi and Rita Ora Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

She, in fact, looks gorgeous. Good for everyone involved!

Let's Eyeball the Couples of the Vanity Fair Party!
Consider it two-for-one celebs!

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