
I regret to inform you that we cannot see the rest of Constance's ensemble, but let's just assume she threw caution to the wind and decided to wear hard shell tacos as shoes, as it seems mostly likely.

And Sonoya definitely decided to stick her feet into some calzones. Otherwise, these are perfectly cromulent party frocks!

He's just like, "I needed to be able to dance! I cannot dance in a suit! Wait, is this from Footloose?"

I've NEVER seen her look this happy, and also never seen her look so much like someone who's about to really stir shit up on Dynasty.

It is not a party if someone doesn't decide it's time to deploy some mega-sheers.
