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# The Crown Recap: Episode Three
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-crown-recap-episode-three-12-2017/
- Published: 2017-12-14T17:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2019-04-15T22:45:04.000Z
- Description: A deep dive into the visuals, including a globe, LOTS of facial hair, and some plaid.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug The Show, The Crown, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-crown-recap-s2-e3-lisbon/)

Our [full Extra Long Old-School Epic Recap of this episode delves into the plot at LENGTH.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-crown-s2-e3-recap/) Note: It used to live over at Previously.tv, but the site has since closed, which is why that links takes you elsewhere within GFY now. (And if you missed episodes [one](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-crown-s2-e1-recap/) and [two](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-crown-s2-e2-recap/), well, there those links are.) Suffice to say that Philip can still shove it. Also, of my favorite mustache at the palace:

> *Somewhere, on Earth 2 or 12 or whatever, there is a Tommy Lascelles who lives in the Dominican Republic, drinks almost exclusively cocktails with umbrellas and fruit in them that are of his own exotic design, and runs a very popular Tommy Bahama outpost. And EVEN that Tommy Lascelles has a mustache and sometimes hates tourists.*

Which brings up an important question. As Philip maligns the mustaches of the palace, which become something of a plot point here, we need to know: