> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-crown-recap-season-three-episodes-four-and-five/ - Published: 2019-11-27T14:45:55.000Z - Updated: 2019-11-27T01:22:37.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07 ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-25-at-1-52-48-pm-1574728056.jpg) I could watch ten hours of Princess Alice smoking in her nun's habit, talking to people. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.05.51-PM-1574728074.jpg) Imagine having to downgrade from this!! What IS the next stop down? A HOVEL?! No one understands what terrors Philip faces. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.07.03-PM-1574728095.jpg) Ah, the return of Her Majesty's beloved twin set. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.07.10-PM-1574728117.jpg) ALL HAIL PRINCESS ANNE. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.08.15-PM-1574728135.jpg) Ah, yes, here we are back in Who The Hell Are These People? land. I of course know that we've got Lord Snowden there but WHO ARE THE REST OF THEM?! Seriously can someone please just use a name in dialogue? ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.08.23-PM-1574728146.jpg) We're moving into a period of Regrettable Patterns for fashion. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.09.26-PM-1574728157.jpg) Question: How could you even see the person sitting across from you? ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.10.00-PM-1574728167.jpg) Ah, hello, familiar tiara. (Although the real one feels taller than this.) ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.11.52-PM-1574728178.jpg) SURELY Princess Anne owned a bra that looked smooth under a knit top. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.14.42-PM-1574728188.jpg) CORGI (and side-eye!) BREAK. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.17.38-PM-1574728210.jpg) I loved these scenes of Princess Anne and her Grandmother chatting ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.34.43-PM-1574728221.jpg) I also just really liked this reception desk. Is that so wrong? ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.46.06-PM-1574728244.jpg) This show has a LOT of scenes of people reading the paper. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.47.02-PM-1574728255.jpg) Erin Doherty has NAILED this Skeptical Expression. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.51.32-PM-1574728288.jpg) "Shall we drink every time there's a scene of us reading the paper?" ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-2.53.49-PM-1574728299.jpg) Having said all that: These scenes with Philip and his mother were VERY satisfying and good. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.01.53-PM-1574728311.jpg) On to Episode Five: Very Philip-y, no? ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.12.47-PM-1574728323.jpg) This episode was quite long, comparatively -- in part because we spent A LOT of time listening to Dickie Mountbatten speechify about The Old Days -- but it was nicely directed in a lot of ways. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.13.01-PM-1574728334.jpg) Respect for the acknowledgement of the restorative qualities of a bath. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.13.56-PM-1574728346.jpg) THIS HAT IS HIDEOUS. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.14.19-PM-1574728356.jpg) This was a nice moment, wherein the Queen takes off her Queen Outfit and puts on her Elizabeth, The Horsey Lady Outfit, and this moment of her picking a bit of lint off her dresser felt very human and sweet. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.15.30-PM-1574728367.jpg) Hello, another INSANE hat. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.19.24-PM-1574728390.jpg) Who are these cranky old men? WHO KNOWS?!?! Bank of England, some of them maybe? Newspaper....owners? ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.21.38-PM-1574728400.jpg) Welcome to what I call Elizabeth's Grand Tour of Scarves and Tweed. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.25.40-PM-1574728422.jpg) All right, we get it -- you love an overhead shot. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.26.14-PM-1574728433.jpg) This is good scarf. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.26.31-PM-1574728445.jpg) I AM pleased to be reunited with Dickie Mountbatten's FANTASTIC fireplace. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.30.53-PM-1574728457.jpg) I wish I could wear a scarf like this and not look like...you know, an old woman. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.31.04-PM-1574728467.jpg) You can tell she's happy with Porchey, out here with the ponies. LOOK AT THE SUNGLASSES. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.32.23-PM-1574728479.jpg) And the riding! IN TROUSERS! ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.33.29-PM-1574728490.jpg) As I said, this scene is really well done -- and it's very frustrating when Dickie Mountbatten And His Dumb Coup Attempt interupt this important life chat. I think Colman is very good at these scenes that, uh, let her have actual human emotions? ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.37.38-PM-1574728500.jpg) Like this one, where she is PISSED. (Correctly.) ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.38.47-PM-1574728512.jpg) I do appreciate that this show -- like Downton, actually -- lets its older characters have an actual inner life. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.44.42-PM-1574728524.jpg) FINALLY SOME KISSING, JEEZ. ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.45.49-PM-1574728534.jpg) And big props to both Philip's "wheeeeeeeeeeee she still likes me!" face.... ![The Crown Recap, Season Three, Episodes Four and Five](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-25-at-3.45.56-PM-1574728546.jpg) ....and her "he's still dreamy!" body language. 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