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# The Dark Fug Rises
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-dark-fug-rises-2-12-2013/
- Published: 2013-12-05T18:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-05T03:19:54.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

OH MY GOD. Why is this HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW?

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453608995.xml "'Waltz With Monica' Photocall At 13th Marrakech International Film Festival")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=977891&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

[WORDS](https://gofugyourself.com/gfy-glossary?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#W). This is like what would happen if your gym clothes became sentient and announced, "goddammit, we are *going to a formal event*. NONE OF YOU CAN STOP US." We needed to stop them, you guys.

\[Photo: Getty\]