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# The Dark Tower Premiere Is Upon Us
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-dark-tower-premiere-is-upon-us/
- Published: 2017-08-01T17:45:22.000Z
- Updated: 2017-08-01T15:58:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

## Katheryn Winnick

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/08/wenn32066239-1501571074.jpg)

'The Dark Tower' New York premiere at Museum of Modern Art on July 31, 2017 in New York City. Featuring: Katheryn Winnick Where: New York, New York, United States When: 01 Aug 2017 Credit: Andres Otero/WENN.com

Katheryn is primarily known for *Vikings*, until now, possibly (depending on how this movie is). Her dress, however, is GORGEOUS. One of the loveliest of the summer movie season.

## Abbey Lee Kershaw

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/08/wenn32066225-1501571061.jpg)

'The Dark Tower' New York premiere at Museum of Modern Art on July 31, 2017 in New York City. Featuring: Abbey Lee Kershaw Where: New York, New York, United States When: 01 Aug 2017 Credit: Andres Otero/WENN.com

Her head is giving me serious Angie Everhart mid-90s vibes. Her suit is giving me serious How Is That Thing Staying Closed vibes.

## Camila Alves

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/08/wenn32066217-1501571050.jpg)

'The Dark Tower' New York premiere at Museum of Modern Art on July 31, 2017 in New York City. Featuring: Camila Alves Where: New York, New York, United States When: 01 Aug 2017 Credit: Andres Otero/WENN.com

Once I realized this wasn't pants -- y'all, Kim Kardashian has me trained to view anything like this with EXTREME SUSPICION -- I decided I kind of like it. There's something pleasantly witchy about it, and the movie IS called *The Dark Tower*, after all.

## with Matthew McConaughey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/08/wenn32066209-1501571039.jpg)

'The Dark Tower' New York premiere at Museum of Modern Art on July 31, 2017 in New York City. Featuring: Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey Where: New York, New York, United States When: 01 Aug 2017 Credit: Andres Otero/WENN.com

This is the reaction you give when you haven't seen someone in a week and KLG and Hoda just gave them a makeover. 

## with Idris Elba

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/08/BGUS_939294_012-1501571280.jpg)

New York City, NY - Celebrities attend the premiere of 'The Dark Tower' at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. Pictured: Matthew McConaughey, Idris Elba BACKGRID USA 31 JULY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: AO images / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com \*UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication\*

Idris appears to be wondering why Matthew McConaughey looks like he's been briefly microwaved, or if it's just some dude from Austin named Earl who stands in for Matthew when Matthew is on a tantric surfing retreat. 

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/08/BGUS_939294_011-1501571087.jpg)

New York City, NY - Celebrities attend the premiere of 'The Dark Tower' at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. Pictured: Matthew McConaughey, Idris Elba BACKGRID USA 31 JULY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: AO images / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com \*UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication\*

Matthew: I respect your uniform, Mr. Elba. We're *all* students on this great big ball o' dirt and gas, our mother and our teacher, the lesson and the homework, the detention and--

Idris: Oh, yeah, sorry I doubted you, mate. It IS really you. 

[Idris and Matthew (and Others) Take HollywoodThe Dark Tower has premiered, and hopefully so too will a long promo tour.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/08/wenn32066239-1501571074.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/idris-and-matthew-and-others-take-hollywood-08-2017/)