The Dead Don't Die Photocall

Selena Gomez in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10237481bs) Selena Gomez poses for photographers at the photo call for the film 'The Dead Don't Die' at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2019 The Dead Don't Die Photo Call, Cannes, France - 15 May 2019

I just wanted to start with this shot because it's cute, and I feel like Selena looks sort of stressed and overwhelmed in a lot of these Cannes shots. Which -- of course. Look at all those photogs behind her. This seems like a VERY intense experience.

Selena Gomez in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10237147l) Selena Gomez 'The Dead Don't Die' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2019

"I regret attempting to revive the Juicy aesthetic. On the other hand...I AM comfortable."

Swinton and Selena

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10237481a) Tilda Swinton, Selena Gomez. Actresses Tilda Swinton, left, and Selena Gomez pose for photographers at the photo call for the film 'The Dead Don't Die' at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2019 The Dead Don't Die Photo Call, Cannes, France - 15 May 2019

Swinton has seemed -- and I say this as an official Celebrity Body Language Expert, with 15 years of staring at photos of celebrities and then sorta just making wild assumptions -- sort of protective and kind toward Selena. It's sweet. Also: Her glasses are amazing.

SWINTON in Haider Ackermann

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10237147v) Tilda Swinton 'The Dead Don't Die' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2019

She is just...a very very cool person.

'Chloe Sevigny in Loewe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10237148aa) Chloe Sevigny 'The Dead Don't Die' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2019 Wearing Loewe Same Outfit as catwalk model *10123865ar

This is...moderately hilarious. She looks like she's going to a meeting of the Northern American Doily and Hand-Tatted Lace Enthusiasts, of which she is the newly anointed leader.

'Chloe Sevigny in Loewe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10237481bv) Chloe Sevigny poses for photographers at the photo call for the film 'The Dead Don't Die' at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2019 The Dead Don't Die Photo Call, Cannes, France - 15 May 2019

Great lipstick, though.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10237147bd) Tilda Swinton and Selena Gomez 'The Dead Don't Die' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2019

CANNES IS HILARIOUS!!!!