> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # The Descendants Premiere - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-descendants-premiere/ - Published: 2026-07-15T18:45:26.000Z - Updated: 2026-07-15T03:55:41.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31 ## Rita Ora ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/07/gettyimages-2285544282-1784084486.jpg) Rita Ora at Disney's "Descendants: Wicked Wonderland" Premiere held at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on July 14, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Deadline via Getty Images) This is a showgirl renewing her vows in Vegas before a performance. ## Brandy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/07/GettyImages-2286144509-1784084365.jpg) LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 14: Brandy Norwood attends the premiere of Disney Channel Original Movie "Descendants: Wicked Wonderland" at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on July 14, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images) Well, I like the cape? I do not love the Daenarys Targaryen cranial aesthetic. ## Awkwafina ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/07/GettyImages-2286144607-1784084391.jpg) LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 14: Awkwafina attends the premiere of Disney Channel Original Movie "Descendants: Wicked Wonderland" at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on July 14, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images) Apparently she plays the Cheshire Cat, in... some form? I don't know if it's CAT form or like... a human... with... a big smile? I feel like her dress is frowning at me. ## Malia Baker ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/07/GettyImages-2285545663-1784084668.jpg) Malia Baker at Disney's "Descendants: Wicked Wonderland" Premiere held at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on July 14, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Deadline via Getty Images) I kind of like this, actually? The workmanship on the top is very intricate. But like my fridge doors, it needs to be leveled across the top. ## Kylie Cantrall ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/07/GettyImages-2285544402-1784087327.jpg) Kylie Cantrall at Disney's "Descendants: Wicked Wonderland" Premiere held at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on July 14, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images) She plays Red, and so of course she's always wearing red at these things. This is resplendently bad. She appears to have one removable glove with a talon on the end of it. That whole top is a Lewis Carroll hallucination. ## Kylie Cantrall and Liamani Segura ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/07/GettyImages-2285553530-1784084467.jpg) NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 08: Kylie Cantrall and Liamani Segura Visits the Empire State Building on July 08, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images for Empire State Realty Trust) Apparently Red's younger sister is named, wait for it, Pink. And so she's wearing pink. Liamani looks quite cute; Kylie, as usual, has thrown several aesthetics into a blender. And then the motor broke. ## Kylie Cantrall ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/07/GettyImages-2285392126-1784084508.jpg) NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 09: Kylie Cantrall is seen in Midtown on July 09, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images) And this is Red, via J.Lo's aughts wardrobe. ## Kylie Cantrall ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/07/GettyImages-2285528836-1784084528.jpg) NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 10: Kylie Cantrall is seen in Midtown on July 10, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images) And here she is wearing a belt as a bra, and a jacket that may or may not have witnessed a murder. ## Kylie Cantrall ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/07/GettyImages-2284662329-1784084549.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - JULY 08: Kylie Cantrall is seen at the "Live with Kelly and Mark" show on July 08, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Howard/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images) I am also thoroughly confused by this, but at least it's INTERESTING? ## Kylie Cantrall ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/07/GettyImages-2285195492-1784084568.jpg) NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 08: Kylie Cantrall is seen outside "Good Morning America" on July 08, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) This is how I imagine Lauren Sanchez showed up to the UPN affiliate every day in 2001 to read the news. [Rita Ora and Brandy Both Went Slightly Sheer For Their Disney MovieFor... some reason.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/07/gettyimages-2285544282-1784084486.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rita-ora-and-brandy-both-went-slightly-sheer-for-their-disney-movie-07-2026/)