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# (Mostly) Fugs and Fabs: The Dizzy Feet Gala
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-dizzy-feet-gala/
- Published: 2014-07-21T15:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2014-07-21T00:17:23.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Paula Abdul

![Dizzy-Feet-Gala (7)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_km_dizzyfeet_071914_51482031.xml)

OH PAULA. This dress is like a sixth place ribbon for Finest Berry Jam at the local county fair came to life...WITH DASTARDLY INTENTIONS.

## Cat Deeley

![Dizzy-Feet-Gala (5)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_km_dizzyfeet_071914_51482021.xml)

Cat Deeley, on the other hand, has potentially never looked better. Her hair always looks amazing, but the rest of this is fantastic, too. And SO MANY A BRACELET.

## Jenna Ushkowitz

![Dizzy-Feet-Gala (9)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_km_dizzyfeet_071914_51482041.xml)

This is also unusually great for Jenna. ROUND OF APPLAUSE, JENNA.

## Sarah Hyland in Pucci

![Dizzy-Feet-Gala (8)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_km_dizzyfeet_071914_51482037.xml)

This is quite simply the world's most fabulous beach towel.

## Jenna Elfman

![Dizzy-Feet-Gala (6)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_km_dizzyfeet_071914_51482027.xml)

Jenna certainly looks TALL in this, but she also looks washed out; imagine it in, say, a coral or an orange. SO MUCH BETTER with her coloring. Also: I sort of forget Jenna Elfman was a thing, which is all the more reason for her to wear color. Like a CAUTION sign, but in the sense that it would be more....attention-grabbing.

## Elizabeth Berkley

![Dizzy-Feet-Gala (4)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_km_dizzyfeet_071914_51482019.xml)

This isn't outright bad, but it DOES feel like what they'd put on an actress coming into the late season of a formerly hot nighttime soap as a Saucy, Sexy Shit-Stirrer, meant to inject new life.

## Christina Applegate

![Dizzy-Feet-Gala (3)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_km_dizzyfeet_071914_51482013.xml)

Oh, man. I like her, but this doesn't even feel half-assed. It feels, like, quarter-assed. You have to at LEAST put half an ass into these things, or why even bother?

## Chelsie Hightower

![Dizzy-Feet-Gala (2)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_afp_dizzyfeet_071914_51482123.xml)

The fact that she wore those shoes with THIS DRESS makes me want to stab myself in the face. COME. ON. You have literally TEN OPTIONS, color-wise, for this thing. YOU HAVE GOT TO JUST BE F'ING WITH ME NOW.

That said, from the ankles up, she looks totally cute. This dress is charming.

## Debbie Allen

![Dizzy-Feet-Gala (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_afp_dizzyfeet_071914_51482007.xml)

AS IT SHOULD BE.

[(Mostly) Fugs and Fabs: The Dizzy Feet GalaWhile one of these women has never looked better, and a few others managed to pull it together, half of them apparently were advised to wear their most awkward satin and they agreed. NEVER AGREE TO AWKWARD SATIN. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_km_dizzyfeet_071914_51482031.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-dizzy-feet-gala-07-2014/)