Paula Abdul
OH PAULA. This dress is like a sixth place ribbon for Finest Berry Jam at the local county fair came to life...WITH DASTARDLY INTENTIONS.
Cat Deeley
Cat Deeley, on the other hand, has potentially never looked better. Her hair always looks amazing, but the rest of this is fantastic, too. And SO MANY A BRACELET.
Jenna Ushkowitz
This is also unusually great for Jenna. ROUND OF APPLAUSE, JENNA.
Sarah Hyland in Pucci
This is quite simply the world's most fabulous beach towel.
Jenna Elfman
Jenna certainly looks TALL in this, but she also looks washed out; imagine it in, say, a coral or an orange. SO MUCH BETTER with her coloring. Also: I sort of forget Jenna Elfman was a thing, which is all the more reason for her to wear color. Like a CAUTION sign, but in the sense that it would be more....attention-grabbing.
Elizabeth Berkley
This isn't outright bad, but it DOES feel like what they'd put on an actress coming into the late season of a formerly hot nighttime soap as a Saucy, Sexy Shit-Stirrer, meant to inject new life.
Christina Applegate
Oh, man. I like her, but this doesn't even feel half-assed. It feels, like, quarter-assed. You have to at LEAST put half an ass into these things, or why even bother?
Chelsie Hightower
The fact that she wore those shoes with THIS DRESS makes me want to stab myself in the face. COME. ON. You have literally TEN OPTIONS, color-wise, for this thing. YOU HAVE GOT TO JUST BE F'ING WITH ME NOW.
That said, from the ankles up, she looks totally cute. This dress is charming.
Debbie Allen
AS IT SHOULD BE.