LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 12: Actor Nikolaj Coster-Waldau attends the premiere of HBO's "Game Of Thrones" season 7 at Walt Disney Concert Hall on July 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
OBVIOUSLY I know who he is. (Although I once saw him at a fashion show and blanked on his name and wrote in my notebook, HOT GAME OF THRONES DUDE.)
Iain Glen
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 12: Actor Iain Glen attends the premiere of HBO's "Game Of Thrones" season 7 at Walt Disney Concert Hall on July 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
BLESS YOU, SIR, FOR WEARING A KILT. And for also being one of the actors on GoT whose character's name I DO know. Even if I do always think of you as your mean Downton Abbey character.
Jacob Anderson
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 12: Actor Jacob Anderson attends the premiere of HBO's "Game Of Thrones" season 7 at Walt Disney Concert Hall on July 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
I know you, too, Grey Worm. I was going to note that Jacob looks handsome but a bit boring and then I noticed that his blazer's lapels have a subtle pattern. I like it!
Aiden Gillen
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 12: Actor Aiden Gillen attends the premiere of HBO's "Game Of Thrones" season 7 at Walt Disney Concert Hall on July 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
And obviously I know Littlefinger, who looks handsomely villianous, as he ought.
Alfie Allen
Premiere of 'Game of Thrones' season 7 at Walt Disney Concert Hall - Arrivals Featuring: Alfie Allen
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 12 Jul 2017
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
I wish Alfie had worn a pocket square. I also was about to note that I totally cannot remember what his character is up to this season and then it all came rushing back to me. He's, uh, real indisposed.
Isaac Hempstead Wright
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 12: Actor Isaac Hempstead Wright attends the premiere of HBO's "Game Of Thrones" season 7 at Walt Disney Concert Hall on July 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
Bran Stark: UNRECOGNIZABLE out of costume. That's probably nice for him as a human being walking around in the world.
Richard Dormer
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 12: Actor Richard Dormer attends the premiere of HBO's "Game Of Thrones" season 7 at Walt Disney Concert Hall on July 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
Richard Dormer played "Beric Dondarrion" and I have LITERALLY NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS. You could have told me it was just a made-up name and he actually just lurked around in the background the whole time because his sister Natalie wanted him there, but they aren't even related (that I can tell). Apparently, he played this character and WOW I don't remember a lot of that happening (maybe it's book events that we haven't gotten to yet?!?! I have no idea), in part because I stopped watching GoT in a huff in the middle of the season where the Red Headed Witch Lady murdered That Sweet Girl With The Scales On Her Face. (I have since returned, and am glad I did. The show is much better now that they don't have to follow along with the books.)
John Bradley
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 12: Actor John Bradley attends the premiere of HBO's "Game Of Thrones" season 7 at Walt Disney Concert Hall on July 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
If his girlfriend Sweet Girl With the Overbite From Skins and their baby spend this entire season standing in the lobby of a library, I'm gonna be pissed.
Liam Cunningham
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 12: Actor Liam Cunningham attends the premiere of HBO's "Game Of Thrones" season 7 at Walt Disney Concert Hall on July 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
I love you, Kindly Man Who Learned To Read From The Girl With Scales on Her Face! And you look dashing.