Charlie Hunnam in Prada
HE IS HANDSOME. Guy Ritchie is not an idiot and ergo included a fairly impressive shirtless scene early on in the movie. It's...yeah. Wow. Good muscles. A+. Full marks.
Djimon Hounsou
I DID see Djimon Hounsou at the afterparty and, in addition to being easily the best dressed man there, he is also what I would term Holy Shit Handsome. As in, you think, "holy shit, he's handsome" when you see him.
Eric Bana
When Eric Bana popped up in the movie, I turned to Heather and said, "I forgot he was alive!" And I had. However, I am happy to report that he IS alive and also now a silver fox.
Marilyn Manson
How did I miss this, you guys? (We weren't on the red carpet, so perhaps that is why but come on. This is noteable.)
Chi McBride (and Julissa McBride)
I also somehow missed Chi McBride, who looks fantastic! (He is not in the movie. He just came to the movie.)
Kingsley Ben Adir
Kingsley Ben Adir IS in the movie, and he's good in it. He's ALSO very handsome in person; I'd likewise like to take this moment to thank everyone who thought to go with a pocket square at this event
Emile Hirsch
I DID see Emile Hirsch, because I walked past him and thought, "is that Emile Hirsch?" SPOILER: IT WAS.
Armie Hammer
He looks dashing! I stood near him at the bar at one point and he seemed very jovial. That is not a euphemism for drunk: He sincerely seemed to be having a good time and was very friendly. Thus ends MY REPORT FROM THE FIELD.