Johnny Depp

"I saw during the Golden Globes that Brad Pitt had sort of...refurbished himself, and I was like, 'okay, so we're doing this.' Anyway, here I am, and I didn't even wear a scarf! Thanks so much!"

Dwayne Johnson

"And then I said, if I -- The Rock! Of so many delightful muscles -- can get a perfectly tailored suit, so can you, men of Hollywood, whoever you are! Anyway, thanks for this award for Ballers, which I didn't know people actually watched. I think it's possible that you just...like me."

Tom Hanks

Classic Hanks. Classic, classic Hanks.

Joel McHale

Tall drink of water Joel McHale is another piece of evidence in the If You Have the Money, You Can Get The Suit argument. (His wife Sarah also looks lovely in what I assume is Jenny Packham)

Adam Rodriguez, Grace Gail

File Adam under Dude I Wouldn't Have Expected To Wear a Double-Breasted Suit So Nicely.

Tyler Posey

Note: Tyler Posey is one of the nicest people we have ever interviewed, and I think he'd be amused that I'm about to note that he looks like the nicest kid in your drama club here. (I saw that as the former president of the drama club at my high school, so I KNOW THESE THINGS.)

Chris Williams

This suit is GREAT. The uptick in Interesting Menswear really is making all of our lives a tiny bit better.

Ross Butler

HELLO. (This dude is on Riverdale, which I was already planning to watch.)

Jason George

And HELLO always to Jason George, one of my favorite people with two first names.

Justin Timberlake

"Oh. Was this TONIGHT? Shit. I guess I'll just go over in what I'm wearing now."

James Pickens Jr.

Chief Webber looks good! (He's always the Chief to me. And since I quit Grey's a few years ago, he may be Chief again! Also: Grey's Anatomy is that show that I think of with the same longing that you remember an ex-boyfriend who you broke up with for very good reasons, none of which you can remember anymore. I am ALSO ten minutes away from getting back together with it.)

Dax Shepard and Michael Pena

They both kinda look like they came over after a business meeting, but that's cool. Dax's tie is zippy.

Wilmer Valderrama

This is a very handsome suit on Wilmer, who I just learned is in NCIS. (I don't watch that show.) I feel like getting cast on that show -- or any of the Chicago Profession shows -- has to be golden for an actor who wants to work. They never get cancelled, they do great ratings, and you're famous enough for the perks but not so famous that people are like crawling through your garbage.

Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry Wore a Turtlenek to Accept the Favorite Humanitarian Award. (Seriously.)

Taj Mowry

I think if you commit to this suit, you have to commit to not putting your hands in the pockets for pics, because it screws up the lines.

Dave Coulier

Insert "cut. it. out" joke here, for all the fellow oldsters.

John Stamos

And then John Stamos showed up.

The Dudes of the People's Choice Awards

In which Johnny Depp looks 15% less like his own wax figure than he used to. Among other things.