> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # The Elite Eight, Cher Bracket: Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-elite-eight-cher-bracket-emily-ratajkowski-vs-noah-cyrus/ - Published: 2018-03-26T14:45:41.000Z - Updated: 2018-03-26T07:26:21.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55 ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_861401_008-1495428617-compressed-1521514499-640x9601-1522017202.jpg) This child loves a bra top. Get ready for me to prove this hypothesis. Consider this Exhibit A. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-680096730-1494211509-compressed-1522017292.jpg) Exhibit B ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/shutterstock_9266452bb-1521068776-640x8961-1522017327.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9266452bb) Noah Cyrus poses for a photo during the 2017 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball North at the Air Canada Centre, in Toronto 2017 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball - - Arrivals, Toronto, Canada - 09 Dec 2017 Exhibit C ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/wenn31750137-1521068719-640x9801-1522017334.jpg) iHeartSummer 2017 at Fontainebleau Miami Beach - Day 2 Featuring: Noah Cyrus Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 11 Jun 2017 Credit: Johnny Louis/WENN.com Exhibit D ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-669251404-1494211552-compressed-1522017274.jpg) Is this a bra top? No, but it IS an aggressive ruffle! ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/FFN_Humane_Society_AFP_04233017_52385521-1493088596-compressed-1521514511-640x9731-1522017222.jpg) Noah also loves a ruffle on her pockets. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/FFN_RIJ_RADIO_DISNEY_042917_52392142-1493581629-1522017233.jpg) 52392142 Radio Disney Music Awards 2017 held at The Microsoft Theatre in Los Angeles, California on 4/29/17\. Radio Disney Music Awards 2017 held at The Microsoft Theatre in Los Angeles, California on 4/29/17\. Noah Cyrus FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 Shirts worn as dresses... ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-852565106-1506314804-1521514545-640x8931-1522017320.jpg) LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 23: Noah Cyrus backstage during the Daytime Village Presented by Capital One at the 2017 HeartRadio Music Festival at the Las Vegas Village on September 23, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by David Becker/Getty Images for iHeartMedia ) ...ditto.... ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/wenn32163371-1521068620-640x9541-1522017341.jpg) The MTV Video Music Awards arrivals Featuring: Noah Cyrus Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Aug 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com ...double ditto. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-648383978-1488777309-1521514533-640x9641-1522017266.jpg) INGLEWOOD, CA - MARCH 05: Singer Noah Cyrus attends the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcast live on Turner's TBS, TNT, and truTV at The Forum on March 5, 2017 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images) She'll also cast a vote in favor of questionable shoes... ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-682755632-1494868715-compressed-1521514891-640x10741-1522017312.jpg) ...and horrifying overalls. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/14cad9330d8-1510016185-1522017349.jpg) North America Rights Only - Los Angeles, USA - 03/11/17 Celebrities attend Goldie's' Love In For Kids' at Ron Burkle's Green Acres Estate in Beverly Hills. -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski -PHOTO by: Hahn Lionel/Abaca/Instarimages.com Editorial Rights Managed Image - Please contact www.INSTARimages.com for licensing fee and rights: North America Inquiries: email sales@instarimages.com or call 212.414.0207 - UK Inquiries: email ben@instarimages.com or call + 7715 698 715 - Australia Inquiries: email sarah@instarimages.com.au or call +02 9660 0500 – for any other Country, please email sales@instarimages.com. Image or video may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene / Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have - https://www.INSTARimages.com reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image or video. If you are in violation of our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image or video, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damage. I realized writing the most recent round that Emily is basically the number one fan of Donna Martin Designs. She looks like Tori Spelling in late season 90210 FAR more often than anyone ought, even Tori Spelling herself. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/b936acf1db0-1522017361.jpg) , Los Angeles, CA - 08/26/2017 - Emily Ratajkowski getting out of a Lyft car on her way to a party to watch the Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor fight. -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski -PHOTO by: INSTARimages.com -INSTAR\_Emily\_Ratajkowski\_Lyft \_1001014057 Editorial Rights Managed Image - Please contact www.INSTARimages.com for licensing fee and rights: North America Inquiries: email sales@instarimages.com or call 212.414.0207 - UK Inquiries: email ben@instarimages.com or call + 7715 698 715 - Australia Inquiries: email sarah@instarimages.com.au Êor call +02 9660 0500 Ð for any other Country, please email sales@instarimages.com. 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I'm certain Donna Martin wore this at least once. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_988928_019-1505324969-compressed-1522017561.jpg) She FOR SURE wore this. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_855004_014-1495079788-compressed-1522017378.jpg) It's impressive how underwhelming this is, given how MAJOR that necklace is. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_911096_045-1499290567-compressed-1522017520.jpg) Same, basically, except here her leg is her necklace -- thematically speaking. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_1006555_006-1506653007-1522017620.jpg) \*\* RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA \*\* Paris, FRANCE - Emily Ratajkowski attends the Etam Fashion Show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2018 in Paris, France. Pictured: Emily Ratajkowski BACKGRID USA 26 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com \*UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication\* Zzzzzz. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_907866_014-1499054864-640x960-1522017469.jpg) That's NOT HOW SHIRTS WORK. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_929613_002-1500854618-640x962-1522017534.jpg) What did I just say?!? ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_910846_009-1499290543-compressed-1522017503.jpg) When you bring your own built-in Glamour Don't Bar. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_989847_014-1505325003-compressed-1522017579.jpg) This seems reasonable...and then you realize NONE OF IT FITS. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_1007822_001-1506652986-1522017640.jpg) \*\* RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, CANADA \*\* Paris, FRANCE - Celebrities arrive at the Paco Rabanne fashion show SS 2018 in Paris during Paris Fashion Week. Pictured: Emily Ratajkowski BACKGRID USA 28 SEPTEMBER 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: Best Image / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com \*UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication\* I fear that this is a backless sweatshirt, an item that need never exist. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/EMILY-RATAJKOWSKI-1488955636-1522017682.jpg) Welcome to the portion of the slideshow I call BELTS DONE WRONG. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/Emily-Ratajkowski-Startracks-1506958122-1522017703.jpg) North America, Australia and New Zealand Rights Only - Paris, France - 10/01/2017 - Valentino During Paris Fashion Week Spring Summer 2018 -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski -PHOTO by: INSTARimages.com Editorial Rights Managed Image - Please contact www.INSTARimages.com for licensing fee and rights: North America Inquiries: email sales@instarimages.com or call 212.414.0207 - UK Inquiries: email ben@instarimages.com or call + 7715 698 715 - Australia Inquiries: email sarah@instarimages.com.au Êor call +02 9660 0500 Ð for any other Country, please email sales@instarimages.com. 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PART DEUX! ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-668664978_master-1492402030-compressed-1522017766.jpg) When valances become tops. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/FFN_Standard_MET_GGFF_050217_52393729-1493848807-1522017711.jpg) 52393729 Stars attend the Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between' Costume Institute Gala - After Party at The Standard on May 1, 2017 in New York City. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 This is fully just a pirate costume. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-671301772_master-1493003692-compressed-1522017781.jpg) This seems inspired by Weird Science. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_856730_009-1495135556-compressed-1522017402.jpg) Excuse me, but I wanted to make sure you knew THIS IS ALSO PANTS. ## Emily Ratajkowski vs Noah Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/shutterstock_9101734ba-1507002853-1522017799.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/REX/Shutterstock (9101734ba) Emily Ratajkowski Vogue x Irving Penn party, Le Petit Palais, Spring Summer 2018, Paris Fashion Week, France - 01 Oct 2017 WEARING JACQUEMUS SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL \*9087555ah This is also not, technically, a dress. Clothes are confusing! 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