This child loves a bra top. Get ready for me to prove this hypothesis. Consider this Exhibit A.
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Exhibit B
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Noah Cyrus poses for a photo during the 2017 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball North at the Air Canada Centre, in Toronto
2017 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball - - Arrivals, Toronto, Canada - 09 Dec 2017
Exhibit C
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iHeartSummer 2017 at Fontainebleau Miami Beach - Day 2 Featuring: Noah Cyrus
Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States
When: 11 Jun 2017
Credit: Johnny Louis/WENN.com
Exhibit D
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Is this a bra top? No, but it IS an aggressive ruffle!
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Noah also loves a ruffle on her pockets.
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Shirts worn as dresses...
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 23: Noah Cyrus backstage during the Daytime Village Presented by Capital One at the 2017 HeartRadio Music Festival at the Las Vegas Village on September 23, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by David Becker/Getty Images for iHeartMedia )
...ditto....
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The MTV Video Music Awards arrivals Featuring: Noah Cyrus
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 28 Aug 2017
Credit: Apega/WENN.com
...double ditto.
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INGLEWOOD, CA - MARCH 05: Singer Noah Cyrus attends the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcast live on Turner's TBS, TNT, and truTV at The Forum on March 5, 2017 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)
She'll also cast a vote in favor of questionable shoes...
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...and horrifying overalls.
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North America Rights Only - Los Angeles, USA - 03/11/17 Celebrities attend Goldie's' Love In For Kids' at Ron Burkle's Green Acres Estate in Beverly Hills. -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski
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I realized writing the most recent round that Emily is basically the number one fan of Donna Martin Designs. She looks like Tori Spelling in late season 90210 FAR more often than anyone ought, even Tori Spelling herself.
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, Los Angeles, CA - 08/26/2017 - Emily Ratajkowski getting out of a Lyft car on her way to a party to watch the Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor fight. -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski
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I'm certain Donna Martin wore this at least once.
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She FOR SURE wore this.
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It's impressive how underwhelming this is, given how MAJOR that necklace is.
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Same, basically, except here her leg is her necklace -- thematically speaking.
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** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Paris, FRANCE - Emily Ratajkowski attends the Etam Fashion Show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2018 in Paris, France. Pictured: Emily Ratajkowski BACKGRID USA 26 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children
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Zzzzzz.
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That's NOT HOW SHIRTS WORK.
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What did I just say?!?
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When you bring your own built-in Glamour Don't Bar.
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This seems reasonable...and then you realize NONE OF IT FITS.
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I fear that this is a backless sweatshirt, an item that need never exist.
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Welcome to the portion of the slideshow I call BELTS DONE WRONG.
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North America, Australia and New Zealand Rights Only - Paris, France - 10/01/2017 - Valentino During Paris Fashion Week Spring Summer 2018 -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski
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PART DEUX!
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When valances become tops.
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This is fully just a pirate costume.
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This seems inspired by Weird Science.
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Excuse me, but I wanted to make sure you knew THIS IS ALSO PANTS.
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Vogue x Irving Penn party, Le Petit Palais, Spring Summer 2018, Paris Fashion Week, France - 01 Oct 2017
WEARING JACQUEMUS SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *9087555ah
This is also not, technically, a dress. Clothes are confusing!
