Christina Aguilera
It seems entirely appropriate that Xtina showed up to this essentially dressed *as* an emoji. Also, if you missed it, we did a big retrospective of her fug over the years and this isn't the first time you could argue that she's done this, even if she didn't realize it.
Can't argue with the messaging.
TJ Miller
He, of course, has taken Human Emoji to the furthest level. But I find him so insufferable that I can't enjoy it. I quit watching Silicon Valley because I think he sucks up all the air around him in a bad way (some of which is because the writers then play into it, and give him too much power, and he leaves SUCH a sour aftertaste), and his subsequent interviews have cemented my opinion. The latest is a doozy in which he a) tries to pretend he's being unbearable on purpose as a service to a society that needs a villain, and b) generously provides his theory on why women aren't as funny as men. Yes, he doubles down on that old chestnut. Good news, ladies! It's not our FAULT! We're just raised to suppress our senses of humor, which is why we're all such surly louts! I FEEL SO FREE THANK YOU TJ MILLER YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE LOST SECRET OF MEEEEEE!!!
Maya Rudolph in Marc Jacobs
She looks FAB. I love every inch of this.
Anna Faris
This is cute enough. The aviators honestly kinda make it.
Jennifer Coolidge
Jennifer, we need to have a shoetervention.
Sir Patrick Stewart
I still can't believe he's the poop emoji. I mean, pay the bills however you want, Sir Patrick, and maybe he's delightful in it and maybe the movie will be the best cinematic experience of the summer. But between this and the Candy Crush game show on CBS and... like, does everything have to turn into a TV or film experience? I'm playing a lot of Two Dots. Where's that movie? Are we going to get Threes: The Game Show soon?
Tori Spelling
Girlfriend just had her fifth baby in March. I'd be wearing ripped jeans, too.
Garcelle Beauvais
I'm not a fan of those shoes, but she looks really cute -- very summery and fun.
Constance Zimmer
As does she. I wonder if the daytime premieres of the kids movies just put everyone in a more playful mood.
Rachel Roy
And then it all came crashing down.