The End-of-July Jenndashian Update

Kourtney

I assume we're going to find out this is a new beauty regimen: with bikini top in place, slather yourself in fish oil and then wrap yourself in tulle and seal it with a collar and wristbands you've sliced off of an adidas jacket. Instant glow, plus everyone will stay away from you.

West Hollywood, CA - TV personality Kourtney Kardashian was spotted grabbing a green drink while out for a shopping trip with a friend in West Hollywood. Pictured: Kourtney Kardashian BACKGRID USA 26 JULY 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

"This is working," she thinks, relaxing into her pajama pants. "I'm going to win at Kardashianing this month."

West Hollywood, CA - TV personality Kourtney Kardashian was spotted dining out with a friend at Craig's restaurant following an incident at a theater earlier in the night. Pictured: Kourtney Kardashian BACKGRID USA 27 JULY 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

"Look it's like the summer version of how Kim always wears ankle-length oats with short skirts! I've got this HANDL..."

Khloe

"NOT SO FAST, KOURTNEY. 'TIS I, KHLOE WINDOWSHIRT, SEEKING TO CHALLENGE YOU FOR KIM'S..."

Kim

Studio City, CA - Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian show off their famous curves while out to lunch at Chin Chin. Kim is wearing grey leggings and a sports bra paired with a bomber jacket. Khloe opts for a darker look wearing black leggings and a tie crop top. Pictured: Kim Kardashian BACKGRID USA 26 JULY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: CMaidana / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

"Dude I'm right here and I'm wearing see-through shoes with my Emphatic Pelvis leggings. Nice try. Sit down."

Kris

Kris's solution is to wear something none of her children would ever glare at twice

Khloe

Classic rock or classic-rock-style tees seem to be all the rage with them right now, also.

Kendall

So normal! I like her yellow kicks.

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, CANADA ** New York, NY - Kendall Jenner covers up in casual wear during an outing in the Big Apple. She pops her outfit with a red bag. Pictured: Kendall Jenner BACKGRID USA 29 JULY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: Best Image / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Those jeans and kicks all seem very septuagenarian to me. But the shirt really makes me laugh. I now wish it said THERON and had Charlize's head on top of the bird necks.

West Hollywood, CA - *EXCLUSIVE* - Kendall Jenner shows off her Summer style while heading to a spa in WeHo. Kendall looks great in tinted sunglasses, an off the shoulder t-shirt, colorful printed pants, a pink pastel furry bag, and white Stuart Weitzman clinger boots. Pictured: Kendall Jenner BACKGRID USA 22 JULY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: Vasquez-Max Lopes / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Those pants look like she drew all over them in chem class.

New York, NY - Reality stars turned model Kendall Jenner causes a media/fan frenzy while exiting the Kith store after getting some shopping done in New York City. Pictured: Kendall Jenner BACKGRID USA 28 JULY 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This thing is RIDICULOUS. Get a good hard look at it from the front, and wonder what those straps are...

... and then realize that a goodhard look from the side won't help much. She looks like a child who's on a leash.

New York, NY - Kendall Jenner briefly poses for fan pictures as she leaves her hotel. Kendall looks trendy in small oval sunglasses, a tie dyed Homme sweater, olive green suede skirt, black heels and a Louis Vuitton mini bag. Pictured: Kendall Jenner BACKGRID USA 27 JULY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: INI / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This outfit is... whatever... but I totally wonder if her random friend behind her is wearing all of Kendall's hand-me-downs.

Beverly Hills, CA - *EXCLUSIVE* Kendall gets Pinkberry with Taco and Tyler the Creator. The brunette model is wearing an oversized striped button up paired with a denim skirt and velcro sneakers. Pictured: Kendall Jenner, Taco, Tyler The Creator BACKGRID USA 20 JULY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: EVGA / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This is... a long-sleeve shirt and a bra all at once, or something? We need to lament the Louis Vuitton bag that says MEDIUM RARE all over it. I don't even know why you would want a bag to say that. Are you suggesting that you are ideally cooked? Are you suggesting that you are only slightly unusual? WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, YO.

Beverly Hills, CA - Kendall Jenner fuels up her Range Rover in the 90210. The brunette model is wearing mom jeans and a crop top paired with a grey blazer and white sneakers. Pictured: Kendall Jenner BACKGRID USA 15 JULY 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

I feel like I've used her wearing those pants, or maybe the whole outfit, before. But it makes me laugh, so I'm keeping it. This is all SO 80s baggy.

New York, NY - Young model Kendall Jenner dons a yellow blouse with skinny jeans and strap heels as she steps out of her hotel in the Big Apple! Pictured: Kendall Jenner BACKGRID USA 26 JULY 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

I wish I had a better shot of this shirt. It seems... confused. Instead I guess we'll just have to enjoy a totally DIFFERENT 80s cut of pant.

New York, NY - Kendall Jenner heads out to lunch with her friends. Kendall looks trendy in a flowy white blouse, blue jeans, light pink heels, and a furry pink purse. Pictured: Kendall Jenner BACKGRID USA 29 JULY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: INI / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Looking Busy 101: Hold phone, stare at pavement.

New York, NY - Model Kendall Jenner exits her New York hotel with a large crowd of fans waiting outside for her. Kendall went braless exposing her nipples through a see through red button up blouse for a casual sexy look. Pictured: Kendall Jenner BACKGRID USA 30 JULY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: INI / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Kendall, that's not a shirt, it's a Kleenex.

Los Angeles, CA - *EXCLUSIVE* Caitlyn Jenner is red hot arriving to watch her son Brandon perform at the Belasco Theatre. **SHOT ON 7/18/17** Pictured: Caitlyn Jenner BACKGRID USA 19 JULY 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Caitlyn definitely wore red better.