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# The ESPYs Were Last Night, and SPOILER: People Wore Pants
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-espys-were-last-night-and-spoiler-people-wore-pants-07-2023/
- Published: 2023-07-13T15:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2023-07-13T03:43:08.000Z
- Description: All hail these tailors. Well, most of them.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, athletes, ESPYs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24, Lil Rel Howery

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/espys-2023-trousers/)

Earlier this week, [we covered the red carpet of the All Star Game](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/do-you-like-photos-of-dudes-holding-open-their-jackets-07-2023/); today, everyone (not *everyone*) came out for ESPYs. Some of these athletes for sure have been styled within an inch of their lives by a professional; others probably had a very intense group chat with their friends trying to figure out what to wear. ALL of them were surely *hot* on this carpet because LA was sizzling yesterday. Let's start with those folks who did not chose to ventilate their legs.

###### \[Photos: John Salangsang/Shutterstock, Broadimage/Shutterstock, Lisa-AFF-USA/Shutterstock\]