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Tilda Swinton in Haider Ackermann

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marechal Aurore/ABACA/Shutterstock (13369965i) Tilda Swinton attending The Eternal Daughter Premiere and the On The Fringe Premiere during the 79th Venice International Film Festival (Mostra) in Venice, Italy on September 06, 2022. Venice The Eternal Daughter Premiere, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

This photo is really funny. It's like, "okay, I will take a photo with you, but I have demands and you WILL meet them. Number one!"

Tilda Swinton in Haider Ackermann

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ETTORE FERRARI/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13369640c) Tilda Swinton poses for a selfie with a fan as she arrives for the premiere of 'The Eternal Daughter' during the 79th Venice Film Festival, in Venice, Italy, 06 September 2022. The movie is presented in the official competition 'Venezia 79' at the festival running from 31 August to 10 September 2022. The Eternal Daughter - Premiere - 79th Venice Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

"I ONLY take selfies with people who are wearing shirts with tigers on them!"

Tilda Swinton in Haider Ackermann

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13368061bh) Tilda Swinton 'The Eternal Daughter' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

This hair is very cool. She looks like a harried but elegant parrot.

Tilda Swinton in Haider Ackermann

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13368061ay) Tilda Swinton 'The Eternal Daughter' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

The gown is easy, classic, and good on her. Preppy, even.

Penelope Cruz in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13368059ai) Penelope Cruz 'The Eternal Daughter' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

Meh. I mean, this is fine? But it's also pretty boring and forgettable. I really cannot wait for her to be free of Chanel's shackles. (Chackles?) It's getting stale.

Penelope Cruz in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13368061v) Penelope Cruz 'The Eternal Daughter' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

We've seen some version of this on her SO MANY TIMES over the years. Yawn.

Penelope Cruz in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ip/Shutterstock (13370006ar) Venezia, 79th Venice Film Festival 2022, Red Carpet film : The eternal daughter Penelope Cruz 79th Venice Film Festival 2022 'The Eternal Eaughter' Premiere, Venezia, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

The buttons are cute, though.

Julianne Moore in Miu Miu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13368061x) Julianne Moore 'The Eternal Daughter' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

I have to say, I also thought THIS was Chanel. It, too, is fine.

Julianne Moore in Miu Miu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13368061p) Julianne Moore 'The Eternal Daughter' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

The diamonds are major, though.

Carly-Sophia Davies

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13368059bn) Carly-Sophia Davies 'The Eternal Daughter' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

This is giving slight Civil War widow, but some of that is the hair? That vibe suits her, though.

Evelyn Kazantzoglou in Vassilis Zoulias

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ip/Shutterstock (13370006bb) Venezia, 79th Venice Film Festival 2022, Red Carpet film : The eternal daughter Evelyn Kazantzoglou 79th Venice Film Festival 2022 'The Eternal Eaughter' Premiere, Venezia, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

She's a model of some ilk but I could not resist the cape; this dress does have some verve to it.

Juan Diego Botto

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marechal Aurore/ABACA/Shutterstock (13369965n) Juan Diego Botto attending The Eternal Daughter Premiere and the On The Fringe Premiere during the 79th Venice International Film Festival (Mostra) in Venice, Italy on September 06, 2022. Venice The Eternal Daughter Premiere, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

SURPRISE! He still looks quite handsome.

Joanna Hogg

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13368059bo) Joanna Hogg 'The Eternal Daughter' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

She's the director, and this DOES feel pleasantly directorial.

Penelope Cruz in vintage D&G

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13367998ah) Penelope Cruz 'On the Fringe' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

I appreciate that this is vintage and the lace is legitimately gorgeous. But it simply looks too small? I am beginning to wonder if Penelope Cruz is due to change up her stylist.

Penelope Cruz in vintage D&G

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Manuele Mangiarotti/ipa-agency/Shutterstock (13368417m) Penelope Cruz, bag detail Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

It's a RILL cute bag though.

Tilda Swinton in Loewe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13368070c) Tilda Swinton Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

Only Swinton could make Daddy's Old Shirt For Finger Painting look this slick.

Tilda Swinton in Loewe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ALFONSO CATALANO/Shutterstock (13370014d) Tilda Swinton Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

Great sunnies, great lip.

Tilda Swinton in Loewe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ETTORE FERRARI/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13368413r) Tilda Swinton blows a kiss as she arrives at the Lido Beach for the Venice International Film Festival, in Venice, Italy, 06 September 2022. The 79th edition of the Venice Film Festival runs from 31 August to 10 September 2022. Arrivals - 79th Venice Film Festival, Italy - 06 Sep 2022

Big finish?

Tilda Swinton in Loewe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Maria Laura Antonelli/Shutterstock (13368760ak) Tilda Swinton The Eternal Daughter photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - - 06 Sep 2022

Bigger finish!

Swinton and Penelope Cruz: Together At Last! At the Venice Film Festival
But not in this movie.

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