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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Zahara Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, Maddox Jolie-Pitt and Knox Jolie-Pitt

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241aa) Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Zahara Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, Maddox Jolie-Pitt and Knox Jolie-Pitt 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

All the kids look sharp here, of course. That color on Zahara is fab.

Angelina Jolie in custom Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241ap) Angelina Jolie 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

This sort of feels like...Sexy Jane Eyre. And I get it, but I think the drape on the front of the shirt probably looks good in person but it photographs sort of weird? It feels confusing in pictures.

Angelina Jolie in custom Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12555242ai) Angelina Jolie 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

Right? It creates a confusing optical illusion when this is honestly just a white top/ballgown skirt and not that complicated. Her head looks great, though.

Valentina Paloma Pinault and Salma Hayek

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241aw) Valentina Paloma Pinault and Salma Hayek 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

Valentina is SO pretty and you can also just feel her "MoooooOOOOOOoooooom" soaking out of her pores in this photo. (She's 14, so PEAK "MoooooOOOOOOoooooom." It's very cute to me.)

Salma Hayek in custom Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241ay) Salma Hayek 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

Riddle me this: If this look is, as alleged, custom, WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR A WOMEN SIX INCHES TALLER? WHY, Salma?!

Lauren Ridloff

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241au) Lauren Ridloff 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

This look is nutty but she's basically pulling it off. I'd ask what kind of witchcraft that is, but it IS Spooky Season, so....

Gemma Chan in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241av) Gemma Chan 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

This is DRAMATIC. (It's also more sheer than you can tell here; she's wearing thigh-high boots that are giving a lot of coverage.)

Gemma Chan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241bn) Gemma Chan 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

Behold literally the world's fanciest hoodie.

Chloe Zhao in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241aq) Chloe Zhao 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

I just complained about the Kristen Stewart/Chanel partnership, so let's even out the scales and note that Chanel has also been dressing Chloe for this press tour very very adeptly.

Cynthia Erivo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241d) Cynthia Erivo 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

Those are PLATFORMS! (She looks cozy, though.)

Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12555241q) Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

The Nanjiani-Gordons look, as usual, sharp and clever. I hope they're having fun on this press tour!

Richard Madden

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12555242aq) Richard Madden 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

Reasonable.

Kit Harington

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12555242z) Kit Harington 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

Reasonable.

Barry Keoghan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12555242g) Barry Keoghan 'Eternals' film premiere, London, UK - 27 Oct 2021

...slightly UNreasonable?

The Eternals Have Arrived in London!
The Jolie-Pitt kids are really getting a cool European tour out of this!

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