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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Your eyes do not deceive you. Those are 100 percent pure Grade A Hudgens-bait see-through crochet-style pants. These almost make Vanessa's look like a happy memory, on account of how hers were only from Anthropologie and these are probably a bajillion bucks from Poncey Designer.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

I mean, what is she doing? Whose idea were these? Justin, did you tell her to bring it on down to Fuggerville? They're like warmed-over high fashion Woodstock, except even 1969 is like, "Um, no thanks, you keep those."

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

And what kills me is, as Lainey pointed out, the fact that she's wearing a HUGE long coat with them, so a) it's cold, and b) she has the capacity to hide these from the world, and so therefore c) she has no DESIRE to hide them, because d) she WANTS you to see them and know that this is happening. Yes, you read that right, Jessica "Mrs. Timberlake" Biel WANTS you to know that she is Expensive Vanessa Hudgens. The mind, it boggles.

The Fantastic Fug
Oh, Lady Timberbiel. You think you're so fashion-forward, but instead, you are ass-backwards. [Photos: Splash]

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