PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Actress Jaime King attends the "Bitch" Premiere on day 2 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 20, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Bless Jaime King for bringing high drama to Sundance. This is the conceptual opposite of Kristen Stewart's approach, and yet both basically work. However, it's also bananas. She looks like American Hustle, without a slit down to her navel. I love it. But semi-facetiously.
Elizabeth Olsen
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Actress Elizabeth Olsen attends the "Wind River" premiere on day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Wow, that is some shiny hair. And a shiny coat. But not an OUTSIDE coat, right? Not in Utah in January. Which means she must have had a second overcoat and she's DENYING US THE OGLE.
Elizabeth Olsen
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Actress Elizabeth Olsen attends the "Ingrid Goes West" premiere during day 2 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 20, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Maybe this was it.
Holly Hunter
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Holly Hunter attends the "The Big Sick" premiere during day 2 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 20, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Those are some serious Boitano pants.
Anya Taylor-Joy
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Actress Anya Taylor-Joy attends the "Thoroughbred" premiere on day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Sonia Recchia/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Congratulations to Overalls, who married Apron and spawned Apralls.
Jennifer Beals
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Actress, Jennifer Beals attends the "Before I Fall" premiere during day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
This coat is awesome until it turns out it's a blanket.
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Actress, Jennifer Beals attends the "Before I Fall" premiere during day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
She also ACTUALLY STAPLED THIS to her back. That is how you know you mean it.
Jenny Slate
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Actress Jenny Slate attends the "Landline" premiere during day 2 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 20, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
This coat is clearly self-preservation. Because that white thing underneath it might be old-school long underwear that go under petticoats.
Aubrey Plaza
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Actress Aubrey Plaza attends the "Ingrid Goes West" premiere during day 2 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 20, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
This is... a greenish-gray thing she is wearing.
Leslie Mann
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Leslie Mann attends the "The Big Sick" premiere during day 2 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 20, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
This is great. She's a full Fug National in spirit.
Morgan Saylor
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Actress, Morgan Saylor attends the "Novitate" premiere during day 2 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 20, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Well. She looks cute, but also potentially cold.
Chante Adams
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 22: Actress Chante Adams attends the Roxanne Roxanne" Premiere on day 4 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 22, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Meanwhile Chante has on a down puffer vest (or jacket, I guess) AND a coat AND fur upper-arm cuffs. It is as if these two ladies were not in the same city.
Jemima Kirke
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 19: Actress Jemima Kirke attends "The Little Hours" premiere during day 1 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 19, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
This seems snuggly, at least. Also very thrift store. (That's not an insult. It just totally does look old.)
Zoey Deutch
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Actress, Zoey Deutch attends the "Before I Fall" premiere on day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Is that a very very tiny dress with tights, or a shirt with pants? Or... well, the coat's good, at least.
Zoey Deutch
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 22: Zoey Deutch attends the Creators League Studio at 2017 Sundance Film Festival - Day 4 on January 22, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for PEPSICO Creators League Studios )
This is... really weird. Like if British Airways ran a contest for six-year olds to redesign their uniforms. But it also kind of works.
Julia Jones
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Actress Julia Jones attends the "Wind River" premiere on day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
I mean, I wish she'd just cut arm holes in her poncho like a normal person, instead of biting a chunk out of the front, but okay.
Laura Prepon and Ben Foster
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Laura Prepon and Ben Foster attend the "The Hero" premiere on day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
That's a very nice and simple black coat indeed.
Laura Dern
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Actress Laura Dern attends the "The Discovery" premiere during day 2 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 20, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
The story here is really the Burberry boots, which must have cost so much that why would you even get them wet.
Laura Dern
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 22: Laura Dern attends the "Wilson" Premiere on day 4 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 22, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Oh nooooo. Great hair, but the see-through red shirt does NOT work with the orange plastic hazard sheeting.
Brittany Snow
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Actress Brittany Snow attends the "Bushwick" premiere on day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)
Shh. Don't upset her wrists further. They're obviously grieving.
Nia Long
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 22: Actress Nia Long attends the Roxanne Roxanne" Premiere on day 4 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 22, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Those boots might be amazing.
Rooney Mara
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 22: Actress Rooney Mara attends the "A Ghost Story" Premiere on day 4 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 22, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
At minimum 84 percent of this is from a high-school production of Oliver.
Carey Mulligan
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Actress Carey Mulligan attends the "Mudbound" Premiere on day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
That's a very... yellowish camel hue.
Lily Collins
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 22: Actress Lily Collins attends the "To The Bone" Premiere on day 4 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 22, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
I love this sweater. Obviously.
Jeremy Renner
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Actor Jeremy Renner attends the "Wind River" premiere on day 3 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 21, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
He just arrived here by canoe.
Carrie Preston
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 22: Actress Carrie Preston attends the "To The Bone" Premiere on day 4 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Eccles Center Theatre on January 22, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
Wow. Her face is just so gorgeous. Unfortunately, she brushed up against one of David Bowie's rejected Labyrinth wigs.
Eden Duncan-Smith
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 22: Actress Eden Duncan-Smith attends the Roxanne Roxanne" Premiere on day 4 of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival at Library Center Theater on January 22, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)
I am not sure whether her jacket or her shirt is angrier at us.
Teresa Palmer
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Actress Teresa Palmer of "Berlin Syndrome" attends The IMDb Studio featuring the Filmmaker Discovery Lounge, presented by Amazon Video Direct: Day One during The 2017 Sundance Film Festival on January 20, 2017 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Rich Polk/Getty Images for IMDb)
.. Well, sure, okay. I guess this is what happens in Sundance.