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# The First Days of Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-first-days-of-fug-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-27T16:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-27T01:01:57.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, transparency, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I think I've seen this before:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/114498576.jpg "Philips British Academy Television Awards")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-first-days-of-fug-05-2011/philips-british-academy-television-awards-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Wherever it could it have been? Oh, I know: Hanging off the bottom of my granny's vanity table, although hers was in pink ( black would have been rather funereal, apropos only for a goth application of a lot of dark lipstick). As I always say, it's amazing that what works on furniture doesn't necessarily work on a person. This may be, I admit, due to the fact that TABLES DON'T WEAR UNDERPANTS.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/114499147.jpg "Philips British Academy Television Awards")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-first-days-of-fug-05-2011/philips-british-academy-television-awards-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I think my favorite part is how everyone is VERY CAREFULLY looking at her face.