En Vogue
I loved En Vogue so much. I still do. Just TRY and resist that song when it comes on '90s on 9. These outfits evoke a wedding where the bride said everyone could wear whatever they wanted as long as it was a specific color. There is equal commitment to wallpapering themselves in lace, as there is to making sure each one has a different design.
Cindy Crawford
I assume that's Versace. This all feels very pre-Gaga -- like this photo may have been in Gaga's scrapbook growing up.
Edward Furlong and Anna Chlumsky
I thought he was so cute circa T2. He's had a hard life. Anna has been adorable forever and I'm excited to see what she does post-Veep.
Mike Myers
I don't think I realized that he ACTUALLY grew out his hair for Wayne's World. Although that may not be his hair. It looks more like Valerie Harper's.
Daryl Hannah
Daryl Hannah has seemed for such a long time like she doesn't bother with the red carpet game, so I was surprised to see her. She looks like pretty much every kid at her middle-school dance.
Kimberly Williams
And SHE is the girl at the middle-school dance who bought her entire outfit at The Limited and the rest of the girls all felt babyish all of a sudden.
Melissa Rivers
All I know is, when they make the Rivers movie, the role of Melissa belongs to Zosia Mamet.
Shawn Wayans, Damon Wayans & Marlon Wayans
For a second I thought Shawn was holding some really elaborate neon origami. (It's just Damon's shirt rippling.)
Kim Basinger
She needed better advice on how to deploy all that fake hair.
Lenny Kravitz
So, there is a strong chance this isn't from that event at all. It was labeled "1991 MTV Movie Awards," but they didn't exist in 1991. I grabbed it anyway, and didn't think until later -- when I found a misfiled Kurt Cobain photo as well -- that it ACTUALLY is probably from the 1991 VMAs. OH WELL. There's never a bad time to enjoy Lenny in golden leather separates. There is a superhero movie somewhere that badly needs this energy.
Tia Carrere
Was she EXPECTING a bullfight?
Demi Moore
The gloves are so there would be no fingerprints to incriminate her when she poisons the business card she's about to slip into Arnold Schwarzenegger's pocket.
Arnold and Demi and Luke
"Be cool, Luke, don't let on that you know Demi is trying to poison The Terminator with a business card. Just reeeeeally gently try and stop it."
"KABOOM! WAZZAAAAAP DEMI."
Seriously, look at this chiseled dreamboat. A million lasting crushes were born when he came to 90210. Long may they crush us.