
I mean: WHAT IS THIS. I admittedly have lost track of Meghan, because she doesn't show up to the opening of an envelope, but NONE of this feels like her. The messy wrap dress, the bra, the giant hair, the slapdash powder and contouring... she looks as confused as anyone else about this, as if she agreed to be styled for this event by a giant machine that sucked her into a tube and then spat her out ten minutes later.

That's fine, but I mean... that pattern should be one scarf, max, right? Not a whole outfit? Then again, she does look a thousand percent more polished than poor Meghan, so.

I was so confused by having two names o this jacket -- Gucci and Dapper Dan -- so I googled it and turned up this interesting article about the Dapper Dan founder, and how he rose to fame appropriating things like the LV brand and then last year had his own design appropriated by Gucci. Now they're working together. All of which is to say that I am sort of astonished DJ Khaled is wearing a garment with TWO names on it and NEITHER of them are his own. Just... he seems into himself in a way where I feel like he'd get jealous and cross one of these out and write in his own.

"Am I Puffy? Diddy? Puff Daddy? Sean? WHYYYY have I changed it so many times?!?"
