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# The Fug and the Furious: Jordana Brewster
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fug-and-the-furious-jordana-brewster-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-02T20:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2014-07-02T17:33:22.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

So, I'm taking this outfit to mean that Jordana Brewster is starring in a reboot of *Xanadu*, as one of Kira's Muse Friends who does interpretive dance with interpretive hair and hideous cult-outfits? (*Xanadu* is a weird movie. I love it, but it's terrible. A man skates through a wall as a plot point.)

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/122002pcn_brewster16.xml "Jordana Brewster attends the Mr. Clean Summer Fashion Party at ROOT Drive-In in New York City")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

Because honestly, this is NOT a cult I am interested in joining, I don't care how many Magic Erasers they have.

\[Photo: Pacific Coast News\]