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# The Fug.C.: Mischa Barton in Têca / Helô Rocha
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fug-c-mischa-barton-in-teca-helo-rocha-04-2014/
- Published: 2014-04-23T16:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:58:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

This dress is not good. It makes her look like a box that somebody quit trying to open.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mischa_barton_486161263.xml "Mischa Barton")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/mischa%5Fbarton%5F486161263.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But my first piece of free advice is: If your illusion netting undulates spontaneously, you're doing it wrong. Marble your cakes, your rib-eyes, and your slabs, not your torso.

\[Photo: Getty\]