
PICTURE IT: This ends in a skirt rather than pants. BEHOLD: You are no longer wearing $700 Garanimals! END RESULT: Victory!

I am in love with this dress. In love. Me + Stripes FOREVER! MRS JESSICA STRIPES. Mr and Mrs Stripes Invite You To Celebrate Being A Really Cute Outfit. Etc.

This is actually also kind of cute. It's sort of the sassier version of this Britney look. I hope to God Britney is the sassier version of Cheryl on the X-Factor but I don't have a lot of confidence.

I could live without the shoes.

I actually really like this. AGAIN I dislike the shoes, but you know I love a polka dot, and those pants are adorbs.

How many pairs of nude shoes does she have? Also: this is, like, aggressively FINE. Not great. Not horrific. Just...fine.

Whereas this, obviously, is AGGRESSIVELY AGGRESSIVE.
