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# The Fug Files
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fug-files-2-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-25T19:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-25T03:18:27.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

OH AGENT SCULLY:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/114500104.jpg "Philips British Academy Television Awards")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fug-files-2-05-2011/philips-british-academy-television-awards-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Listen, when the aliens abduct you and are in the process of putting this chip in your neck that's going to give you incurable/curable nose cancer, if they ask, "Oooh, would you like a sparkly shrug along with your Nose Cancer Neck Chip?" the answer is ALWAYS NO.