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# The Fug Lagoon
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fug-lagoon-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-12T16:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-12T03:19:47.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Just a guess:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/114102805.jpg "2011 New York City Ballet Spring Gala")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fug-lagoon-05-2011/2011-new-york-city-ballet-spring-gala?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But I feel like Brooke Shields probably didn't want me to glance at her chest and think, "hey, remember the time that seagull flew RIGHT INTO Fabio? That was funny."