Premiere Of Warner Bros. Pictures' "Green Lantern" - Arrivals

Question one: if you are Blake Lively, and have arguably the best hair in Hollywood, why are you clipping a faux plait from Claire's right into the middle of it?

Premiere Of Warner Bros. Pictures' "Green Lantern" - Arrivals

Question two: if you are Blake Lively and have all the dresses in the world at your command, why does the one you wear to your big movie premiere come with a shower curtain attached to the bottom of it?

Premiere Of Warner Bros. Pictures' "Green Lantern" - Red Carpet

Question three: SERIOUSLY. WHY? Why IS this? Why DOES this? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?

The Fug Lantern

Heather and I had a whole conversation about this that basically consisted of us saying, "that dress is really dumb," and also, "this picture if going to be great if Us Weekly needs art for a story about how Blake Lively is trying to finagle a wedding ring out of DiCaprio." And it's true. JOIN US for a closer look.