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# The Fugcher's Wife
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugchers-wife-04-2013/
- Published: 2013-04-26T19:00:29.000Z
- Updated: 2013-04-26T06:36:12.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35, Demi Moore

I realized just now that the headline's pun on *The Butcher's Wife* could also have looked like I meant "The Kutcher's Wife," and for some reason I felt the need to clarify that I was referring to the movie, so that people didn't think I was declaring it open season on her divorce pain.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/167402280.xml "Demi Moore")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=794701&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I mean, obviously, we're far too busy declaring open season on her heinous and see-through coveralls, which are like if a mime went to clown college and then took the act straight to the pole.

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