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# The Fugcret Life of Walter Mitty
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugcret-life-of-walter-mitty-12-2013/
- Published: 2013-12-19T17:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-19T06:32:02.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

After [I wrote this post](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-kristen-wiig-6-11-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), this movie means nothing to me except the word "Mitty," and I catch myself wishing the terrible, pretentious previews would focus less on Wiig and Stiller and more on the cat. And then I remember that I made up Mitty the Cat and feel this very strange sense of loss.

And then Kristen Wiig gave HGH to a bow tie and sewed it to a cheap dish towel.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/457755163.xml "Kristen Wiig")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/457755163.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This looks like a stylish outfit that rank off to clown college and then flunked out. Her h

air seems perturbed to have been dragged into this, and clearly her lips are trying to trick us into thinking they weren't present for the shenanigans. Now I'm *glad* Mitty doesn't exist, because this would depress that poor cat, and feline Prozac is expensive. 

\[Photo: Getty\]