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# The Fugeen
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugeen-03-2013/
- Published: 2013-03-27T16:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-26T23:39:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

I know Helen Mirren probably feels like she can't be Dame Sexypants *all* the time -- it's probably exhausting, for one thing, and plus that notorious minx Judi Dench might be stoning Helen via Facebook or something because she decided it's her turn.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/164684596.xml "Helen Mirren")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=767851&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But there's some acreage between "Dame Sexypants is on a brief holiday" and "Dame Sexypants has been murdered and replaced with [Hyacinth Bucket](https://kristenlizlourie.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kua03%5F171.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)."

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