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# The Fugger Games
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugger-games-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-26T19:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-26T06:06:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, blue, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I really like Jennifer Lawrence with the brown hair -- she will, I suspect, be an excellent Katniss Everdeen in *The Hunger Games*, and she ought to make the PR circuit for the movie really interesting. Because look here:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/jenniferlawrence2espl280041_004-e1306388702445.jpg "Jennifer Lawrence")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fugger-games-05-2011/jennifer-lawrence-out-in-new-york-city-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This seems super promising, right? It's reminiscent of that sexy red number she wore to the Oscars, and yeah, it's got a bungee belt, but Katniss would approve. It's very utilitarian. You never know when you'll need to MacGyver a slingshot.

But the thing is, I cut this photo off to keep something from you. This dress has a secret.

[](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fugger-games-05-2011/jennifer-lawrence-out-in-new-york-city?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And the secret is that somebody ELSE cut it off, too. Somebody very, very hungry, who doesn't believe our genitals should be our own private mystery.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/jenniferlawrencespl280041_007.jpg "Jennifer Lawrence")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fugger-games-05-2011/jennifer-lawrence-out-in-new-york-city-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is sort of a sideways mullet, like if I grew my hair long and then cut one side into a bob. Or, in fact, maybe her crotch just got drunk and cut itself bangs.

Better, perhaps in an effort to prove to the doubters what a capable Katniss she is, Jennifer will begin dressing as though she recently survived a very dangerous chase. It's certainly a thought. Indeed, I wish real life mirrored at least one aspect of the Games: the ability to send aid items at a moment's notice. I would provide some sanitary seat liners, glue, the *Cocktail* original motion picture soundtrack on vinyl, a stapler, some cling film, a potholder, spearmint gum, *Sweet Valley High* No. 40, the *actual* MacGyver, MacGruber, and Tim Gunn.

\[Photos: Splash News\]