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# The Fugger Games
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugger-games-2-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-14T19:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-14T06:46:49.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Oh, Kelly. Why?

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/141206698.jpg "Kelly Osbourne")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fugger-games-2-03-2012/premiere-of-lionsgates-the-hunger-games-arrivals-6?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

You might've been onto something here until you trussed up your torso like Zuckerman's Famous Pig. This is not the County Fair, kid, and if you have a spiderweb telling you what to do, then get out your Swiffer because that arachnid is a total jerk.

\[Photo: Getty\]