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# The Fuglish Patient
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fuglish-patient-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-23T19:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-23T03:30:28.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

...answering the age-old question, "what would it look like if you took Ebenezer Scrooge's nightshirt and put it on over your favorite pair of serviceable black pants, then topped off the whole look with King Kong's bathrobe." The answer, by the way, is: NOTHING GOOD.