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# The Fugoice
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugoice-06-2011/
- Published: 2011-06-14T18:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-14T05:38:06.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Man Fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Dear Cee-Lo Green,

I enjoy you.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/spl287536_004-cee-lo-green.jpg "Cee Lo Green at the 95-106 Summertime Ball 2011")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fugoice-06-2011/cee-lo-green-at-the-95-106-summertime-ball-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But you need a new assistant, one skilled in keeping you apprised of what day it is. I know you've been locked in a cage match with Xtina on a soundstage somewhere -- or something -- but IT'S JUNE. You *can not* be running around in a fur-lined coat, because you will give yourself heat prostration and fall over dead and can you imagine what they'll have to do on *The Voice* just to deal with that? Carson Daly won't be able to deal. Hasn't he already gone through enough in his career? The man was engaged to *Tara Reid*.

\[Photo: Splash\]