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# The Fugpire Diaries
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugpire-diaries-02-2011/
- Published: 2011-02-11T23:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2011-02-11T16:33:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Vampire Diaries, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I am beginning to think that Katerina Graham here just has a really potent fetish for giant jewelry.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/katerinagrahamspl246941_027.jpg "The 2nd Annual Black Women in Music event in Los Angeles, CA")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fugpire-diaries-02-2011/the-2nd-annual-black-women-in-music-event-in-los-angeles-ca?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

If this thing were two inches shorter it might even work, on some level, with her wet-look dress (although I think she'd also need plainer shoes, to keep the bling as the focal point). But the way it tumbles down to her sternum recalls a really clumsy game of Tetris -- the kind where you don't realize your fingers are on the wrong keys and you're screaming, "WHY WON'T IT ROTATE WTF OMG I HATE YOU." Which has, of course, NEVER happened to me.

And this morning, my friend texted me this:

[](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fugpire-diaries-02-2011/photo-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The note said, "Katerina is singing as... a soldier genie?" To which I replied, "Katerina sings?!?" Because, you know, the soldier genie part seems kind of par for the course.