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# The Fugple Life
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugple-life-2-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-12T16:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-11T21:38:56.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

The invisible sign reads, "PARIS HILTON. I SWEAR TO GOD I'M STILL A THING."

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/74567pcn_hiltons19.jpg "Paris Hilton ")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fugple-life-2-03-2012/paris-hilton-seen-leaving-the-restaurant-mr-chow-in-hollywood-after-having-dinner-with-her-family-and-friends?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It should say, "HELP WANTED."

\[Photo: Pacific Coast News\]