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# The Fugprentice
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugprentice-06-2012/
- Published: 2012-06-18T21:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-19T19:21:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, Photos, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugprentice/)

SUNGLASSES: I cannot believe people are allowed to do this to poor, helpless dogs.

LEOPARD: Kid, you don't know how lucky you have it. Sunglasses? Probably with SPF lenses? LUXURY. Why, back in my day, [I got my fur dyed](https://gofugyourself.com/post%5F74-09-2008?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) every other week and [wore weird ski hats](https://gofugyourself.com/fuggity%5Fkane-10-2008?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and bows in my hair.

SUNGLASSES: Easy for you to say, Panties. You don't have your undercarriage hanging out for all the world to see.

LEOPARD: Girl, please. *Amateur*. Why do you think [I learned to cross my legs](https://gofugyourself.com/fugbrey%5Foday-09-2008?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)?

SUNGLASSES: Oh, WOE, can't she put me into a kennel?

LEOPARD: Child, you are already in prison. At least *you're* starting out with a cellmate.

SUNGLASSES: You could enjoy my suffering a bit less, you know.

LEOPARD: No. No, I couldn't.

\[Photos: WENN\]