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# The Fugprentice
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugprentice/
- Published: 2012-06-18T21:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-19T19:21:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Aubrey O'Day

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/aubrey_oday_08_wenn3948355.jpg)

These animals and all seventy-three of Paris Hilton's various pets should start a support group. And speaking of support, let's see what Aubrey chose to wear, which is TECHNICALLY safe for work but perhaps SPIRITUALLY unsafe. Suffice to say she and the dogs are equally clothed, but only the dogs are the color that genetics made them.

## Aubrey O'Day

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/aubrey_oday_15_wenn3948345.jpg)

HOLY SHOE LEATHER. No, really. I think that's the name of her bronzer shade. I assume Aubrey is hosting a "pool party" here, but really, I think she is emceeing one of Siegfried and/or Roy's worst recurring nightmares. Also, I put "pool party" in the sarcastic quotation marks because if you think anything in this picture is designed to get so much as lightly splashed, much less actually go swimming, then you are probably not actually conscious.

## Aubrey O'Day

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/aubrey_oday_01_wenn3948348.jpg)

I've gone in reverse-coverage order here, because the dogs needed to be front and center. But I'm including this photo mostly so you can see how beside-the-point this "cover-up" was.

## Aubrey O'Day

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/aubrey_oday_10_wenn3948340.jpg)

I shudder to think how these felt on those dogs. Also, they look like nail rot. Honey child, do yourself a solid and go home, exfoliate, peel and remove, hibernate for about six months, and then look at these again and see how you feel. If they please you, then you are probably beyond help and you should open your own theme park in the wilds of Nevada. If they scare you, then HALLELUJAH, you can be saved.

[The FugprenticeSUNGLASSES: I cannot believe people are allowed to do this to poor, helpless dogs. LEOPARD: Kid, you don't know how lucky you have it. Sunglasses? Probably with SPF lenses? LUXURY. Why, back in my day, I got my fur dyed every other week and wore weird ski hats and bows in my hair. SUNGLASSES: Easy for you to say, Panties. You don't have your undercarriage hanging out for all the world to see. LEOPARD: Girl, please. Amateur. Why do you think I learned to cross my legs? SUNGLASSES: Oh, WOE, can't she put me into a kennel? LEOPARD: Child, you are already in prison. At least you're starting out with a cellmate. SUNGLASSES: You could enjoy my suffering a bit less, you know. LEOPARD: No. No, I couldn't. \[Photos: WENN\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/aubrey_oday_08_wenn3948355.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugprentice-06-2012/)