Chloe Grace Moretz

I mean, why THERE? What offense did her chest commit?

Chloe Grace Moretz

And of course the sash thing flaps all the way around the back.

Chloe Grace Moretz

I can't. GO AWAY, BOOBLOOPS, and take all that dumpy fabric with you.

The Fugqualizer: Chloe Grace Moretz in Dior

This bodice confuses me. It's a sash running through boobloops, which itself is a word that sounds like a sugar cereal for bachelor parties. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]