The Fugster: The Latest in Rihanna

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She is wearing this tracksuit... to the dentist. Because when I think "chipping the tartar off my teeth," I think midriff.

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She wore THIS to shop for children's clothes. (Presumably for someone else's child.) It's ... average, and all, but we're veering into pin-striped salon smock territory up there.

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Well, I LOVE her lipstick. Actually, the part of this I find questionable is the Size XXXXXXXXL light-wash denim coat, which I believe was Hagrid's Christmas present from someone who hates him, AHEM, MALFOY.

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And then of course she wore nipples to sit front-row at a basketball game.

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The preceding four slides were a study on how to make a teeny tiny midriff-y outfit look like a perfect breath of fresh air. It's even MINTY. Fancy that.